Why Do People Put Things There?: A Question Not Even ‘Sex Sent Me to the E.R.’ Can Answer

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Kinky role-playing ends up in the emergency room. There is a television show on TLC called “Sex Sent Me to the E.R.” This episode stuck in my mind because of the previous post from a book titled “Stuck up.” Stories like these make me wonder why people feel the need to put very odd things in places they don’t belong.

A Canadian couple by the name of Jason and Michelle decides to role play. She a princess and he was a fire breathing dragon. Handcuffs were involved in this role playing (I am unsure why a dragon would handcuff a princess), and the keys ended up in her vagina (like you didn’t see that coming). This event ended with them in the emergency room, and MORE bad news.

At first the couple pretended not to know what was wrong hoping the doctor would find through an exam. Whenever something bad happens to me that I’m embarrassed about, I think “it can be worse.”  Continue reading “Why Do People Put Things There?: A Question Not Even ‘Sex Sent Me to the E.R.’ Can Answer”

AHOY! Kate Middleton’s Baby Bump Spotted Beneath Patterned Shawl

princess kate baby bumpDon’t you just get a kick out of how obsessed Americans are with Kate Middleton‘s baby? You know they’re all just pervs hoping for another William or Harry to gawk at (or a Diana, for the sake of Hollywood martyrdom).

The Princess is still a public figure, and her every waking move has become that much more scrutinized now that she’s pregnant. A walk around London turns into the resurrection of John Lennon. (I guess the Queen unshackled her following that whole morning sickness hospital trip/house arrest thing.)

One avid Duchess of Cambridge idolizer wrote: “Oh my gosh it makes me so excited for when the baby comes.” But why? I mean what are you planning to do with it? Toss her in a cell until she confesses!

Video: Nicki Minaj – “Va Va Voom”

Alright, first of all, I don’t have very good vision, so when Nicki popped up out of those stampeding unicorns, I thought she was re-living Good Morning America by exposing her entire left boob.

Once I got past that, mostly by realizing that YouTube never asked me to sign in, I came to the conclusion that this is a much cheaper version of Katy Perry’s “Wide Awake.”  Continue reading “Video: Nicki Minaj – “Va Va Voom””

The Latest Disney Princess Is…A Little Kid?

Disney are known for their unique and (surprisingly) ethnically diverse movie princesses such as Jasmine, Snow White and Tiana from 2009’s The Princess And The Frog. Their latest is also a first for the multi-billion dollar company – because she’s a preschooler.

No word on whether or not the movie will hit the theaters or not. The television show (yes she’s starring in a show too) looks to draw in child viewers between the ages of two and seven. Sophia The First debuts in film format 2012 and TV in Spring of 2013.

Ariel Winter of Modern Family will voice Sophia with Sara Ramirez (Grey’s Anatomy) as a Queen and Wayne Brady as a talking rabbit. No joke. Sophia-based toys and clothing are already being made.