Meet Hot Cow-Fondlers On FarmersOnly.com

There are all sorts of dating sites – ones for people who met on a plane, dudes nude, “discreet” encounters for married people at Ashley Madison, and then there’s Farmers Only.

Farmers Only has nothing to do with State Farm insurance, as I would have thought.

Instead, it’s a place for singles to mingle with Yosemite Sam and Yosemite Sally types.

The website advertises “good old fashioned values” and says that we city folk aren’t down to earth and “just don’t get it.” There’s even a list of success stories called “The Barnyard Buzz…”

“Met Janet on your site and we hit it off rite away and were making plans. She likes the farm and the animals,” Says Jim.  Continue reading “Meet Hot Cow-Fondlers On FarmersOnly.com”