Five Creepy ‘American Horror Story’ Promos

Now that we know sparse details about Ryan Murphy’s second season of American Horror Storythere are also five 10 to 20 second promos. They will ultimately get the fans excited, but have little to do with the show.

Personally, I’m more interested to see if Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk can get away with changing the location from a haunted California mansion to an insane asylum on the East Coast.

Jessica Lange’s new role as an administrator of the institution could also make the show.

Horror Story resonates for people because it is wildly unique, despite its many flaws. Murphy put television in a vice with FX’s Nip/Tuck, Glee (who knew a 45 minute musical could get ratings), and now this.  Continue reading “Five Creepy ‘American Horror Story’ Promos”

Method Man’s Sour Patch Kids Gone Wild Video

Method Man made a shamelessly horrible music video/commercial for the gummy candies Sour Patch Kids, you know the ones that aren’t necessarily that sour but numb your tongue after awhile from all the phosphoric acid and BHT?

Well, Method man wants us all to know that when you don’t eat Sour Patch Kids they run rampant by coming to life and pulling crazy pranks of people. Apparently they’ll throw bleach on your laundry” and “unfold your origami…”

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Elizabeth Hurley’s Gossip Girl Cougar Action

Hey Upper East Siders and all that cheesy lingo, a new promo for Gossip Girl season 5 is out and it looks like “Nate” is going to be getting ravaged by Elizabeth Hurley. It goes like this,

Elizabeth Hurley, to Chace Crawford:

“Is this the master bedroom? Let’s destroy it?”

Hmmmmm, he’s 26 and she’s 46 but she looks 32 and so does he, so I guess it all works out.

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The CW’s ‘Secret Circle’ Witch Show Promo

First of all, I know The Vampire Diaries is a super popular show on The CW, not to mention Supernatural, so it was only inevitable that the notoriously childlike network that so desperately wants to be taken seriously would further capitalize on that.

Now two new shows are constantly being promoted on The CW, that confusing new Sarah Michelle Gellar show, The Ringer and The Secret Circle, which is apparently about teenage witches.

Just a few things I might point out about this promo, the way they used The Kills’ “DNA,” an actual legitimately amazing songs AND the best thing of all, the quote towards the end,

“You’re a witch, we all are.”

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Dave Grohl’s Butt

The Foo Fighters have decided to promote their upcoming North American tour by making a semi-funny gay shower video.

If anyone was or is interested in seeing four aging rockstar (tan line) butts – Dave Grohl, Taylor Hawkins, Nate Mendel and Chris Shiflett, then your dreams have come true…
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