Lady Gaga Overwhelmed By Bieber Jealousy, Puked Onstage

Lady Gaga celebrated the one week anniversary of Justin Bieber’s Believe tour kickoff where he vomited all over the stage and continued performing shortly after, by doing the exact same thing.

At a show in Barcelona on Saturday, Gaga bent over while singing “Edge of Glory” to shoot out all the half-digested pasta she ate at her dad’s Italian restaurant at one of her dancers, who narrowly avoided being painted with his master’s spittle.

I’m not even sure if she really threw up. I think it’s possible that she acquired some sort of blood pack-style water balloon full of synthetic bile in order to not be upstaged by Justin’s devotion to his Beliebers.

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Justin Bieber Kicks Off Believe Tour By Puking All Over The Stage

Justin Bieber kicked off his Believe tour in Glendale, Arizona on Saturday and stopped in the middle of “Out of Town Girl” to bend over and vomit. He ran off the stage but later returned and asked his devoted fans, “Will you love me even though I’m throwing up on stage?”

No word on how many girls rushed the stage with glass jars, but I’ve heard that Bieber’s partially digested foodstuffs sell on eBay for a minimum bid of $10,000.

Justin, never one to miss an opportunity to post shirtless twink pictures on Twitter, wrote “Great show. Getting better for tomorrow’s show !!!! Love u.” 

He added “And …. Milk was a bad choice! Lol.” Oh, milk, how precious and predictable.  Continue reading “Justin Bieber Kicks Off Believe Tour By Puking All Over The Stage”