Don’t Forget That R. KELLY IS A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE PERSON

R. Kelly cookie stillI should mention that the headline for this post is completely inaccurate and understated because it’s hard for me to even classify a child predator like R. Kelly as a “person” when he is simply a famous, songwriting pedophile.

Recently, coinciding with the release of Kelly’s new album Black Panties, Village Voice journalist Jim DeRogatis reminded us of the exact way R. Kelly exploited underage black girls at his former high school, Kenwood Academy.

DeRogatis writes that R. Kelly used to visit his alma mater with the purpose of recruiting sexual partners who he would woo with new shoes and trips to the recording studio.

One girl who spent nearly three years as R. Kelly’s “girlfriend” tried to slit her wrists after he left her while another was impregnated by the singer and driven to the abortion clinic by members of his entourage.

And then there’s the tape of him peeing on a 13-year-old girl. It is undeniably him in the video, yet people like Lady Gaga have either completely forgotten about R. Kelly’s past or were never fully educated on it from the start, which makes sense because while he was technically “caught,” he was never punished.

In 2008, a jury in Illinois found him not guilty of 14 counts of child pornography-related charges. Just days ago Kelly responded to DeRogatis’ reminder to fans unapologetically.  Continue reading “Don’t Forget That R. KELLY IS A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE PERSON”

R. Kelly Leaves Lasting Piss Stain on ARTPOP

Lady Gaga ass R. Kelly Speaking of asses, Lady Gaga duets with R. Kelly on her hotly anticipated third album, ARTPOP, in a song called “Do What U Want.”

If you’re asking “why?,” keep in mind that Gaga is like all perfectionist pop stars in that she doesn’t like being overshadowed by others. This is why she’s never toured with anyone particularly special, and, with the exception of Beyonce, collaborates with irrelevant weirdos like R. Kelly, New Kids on the Block and Colby O’Donis (“Just Dance”).

With lyrics about roughing up haters and not being sorry, the song is truly horrible.

My favorite part is the chorus, which goes something like “You can’t have my heart and you won’t use my mind, but do what you want with my body,” because it’s basically an open invitation for R. Kelly to open his fly and pee all over her sad white chest.

Infamous Child Molester R. Kelly Releases Tribute To Sandy Hook Elementary

R. Kelly tuxedo 1The song is “I Know You Are Hurting.” It’s in the vein of “I Believe I Can Fly” and “You Are Not Alone” and it was just released by R. Kelly as a tribute to the kids of Newtown, Connecticut.

While it’s hard to speak ill of him and the fact that he’s donating the proceeds to the victims’ families, it seems inappropriate considering he was charged with seven counts of producing child pornography in 2002.

Is this just one of those times when you hush me? Because I understand.

Take the money. And if he donates out of his own pocket, it’s probably “Trapped In The Closet” money, not at all tainted by the fact that he recorded himself peeing on a 14-year-old. Continue reading “Infamous Child Molester R. Kelly Releases Tribute To Sandy Hook Elementary”

R. Kelly Owes Over $6 Million In Unpaid Taxes

TMZ recently uncovered an astonishing amount of debt for statutory rapist/urinator/R&B singer R. Kelly.

You can add 2011’s $1,379,695 to the nearly $5 million he owes in back taxes for 2005 through 2010. In total, the amount comes to $6,227,767.

How did this happen, besides the obvious answer of him just not caring, and thinking no one would notice?

His rep responded to the news, saying that his client “takes this very seriously” and is in the process of contacting the IRS to resolve the issue.

Maybe his upcoming “Single Ladies Tour will result in enough cash for him to come out of the closet and pay the fuck up, OR he’ll be prison cell neighbors with Wesley Snipes.