Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure rudely interrupted

race for the cure seattle 2014During the Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure it started to rain, but not the beautiful rain you love to run around in… Instead, it rained cat feces, cat litter, chicken breasts and a green liquid (Nickelodeon slime?). As it turns out, a lady from the fifth floor apartment that the race was going on by was the cause of the cat poop-throwing rage.

The police say that the women was so angry about the noise the race for cancer was making that she flung cat feces and frozen chicken parts. (Kind like angry birds but with cat poop and chicken.)

On Sunday morning, officers reported seeing a “hail of garbage” fall from a fifth story apartment in downtown Seattle.  Continue reading “Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure rudely interrupted”

Video: Lily Allen – “Hard Out Here”

Praise the sweet potato Jesus, Lily Allen is back! The spicy British loudmouth rolls her eyes while getting plastic surgery reminding us all that you can find her “in the studio and not in the kitchen” in the new video for a song that very much feels like a more aggressive sequel to 2008’s “The Fear.”

The joke’s on us, as Allen peppers in some duckface, twerking, and auto-tune, but a few morons really didn’t get it, calling the video “racist” all because she’s a white women dancing with big-bootied black women. Allen had this to say to the tards who took offense:

The video is meant to be a lighthearted satirical video that deals with objectification of women within modern pop culture. It has nothing to do with race, at all.  Continue reading “Video: Lily Allen – “Hard Out Here””

Biracial Cheerios Commercial Trolls Get Awesome Response Video

little girl from the cheerios commercialThe best way to watch the new Cheerios commercial is without knowledge of the so-called controversy surrounding it. If you’re a reasonably educated liberal, the ad serves as an example of how far we’ve come since the mid 1960s, when interracial marriage was illegal in deep-south states like Mississippi and Georgia. You may not even notice that the parents are not the same color.

Many people who did notice were probably reminded of the hundreds of commercials featuring non-biracial Asian, black, white and Hispanic couples (plus silly, overly inclusive Army and college brochures) and found it refreshing. “It’s about time” seems like an appropriate thought.

Sadly, this country is full of moron bigots who love to hate people who are different and/or happier.

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Michael B. Jordan Up For Human Torch Role in ‘Fantastic Four’ Reboot

Michael Jordan human torch According to sources, Friday Night Lights star Michael B. Jordan is in talks to play the Human Torch in a Fantastic Four remake.

The movie, not due in theaters until 2015, already has a director in Josh Trank, who worked with Jordan on Chronicle.

Johnny Storm (Torch) is white in the ongoing Marvel series and was played by Chris Evans in the 2005 and 2007 films.

Allison Williams of Girls is said to be in contention to play his sister, Susan.

I’m just going to go ahead and say that I usually don’t like when movies pull a race switcheroo. If the character is white in the source material, why make him black? Just because you can?  Continue reading “Michael B. Jordan Up For Human Torch Role in ‘Fantastic Four’ Reboot”

Drunk Mickey Rourke Beat Drunker Usain Bolt At A Foot Race

Who knows what Mickey Rourke was doing hanging out with three-time olympic gold medal winning sprinter Usain Bolt, let alone racing him. Turns out, it happened. From the mouth of Rourke himself, Yahoo Sports reports:

“We were outside the Wellington in Central London and it was four in the morning. It was just that time of the night, you know, when anything can happen.”

“So I went up to him and I said, ‘Come on, you are the world’s fastest man, let’s go. There was a space in the street of about 30 meters. I got him to back up about four paces, we set off and I got him by a few inches.”

Rourke, 59, called Bolt “cool” and “endearing” and said that he will be rooting for him in the upcoming London games. Rooting for him, and thinking about the time he whooped his ass…

The question is, did Usain let him win? Probably. But it’s the why that matters.  Continue reading “Drunk Mickey Rourke Beat Drunker Usain Bolt At A Foot Race”

Chantal Sutherland Loses Breeder’s Cup To Ex-Boyfriend

My absolute favorite jockey of all time (yes I sometimes watch horse racing randomly) almost won the goddamn Breeder’s Cup Classic at Churchill Downs in Kentucky, but lost at the last minute to her ex-boyfriend, Mike Smith.

The odds were against the notable riders and former fiancés/stars of the popular Animal Planet reality show Jockeys, with Canadian belle Chantal Sutherland riding Game On Dude and Smith on Drosselmeyer, both at 14-1.

The pair beat out top contender steeds like Havre de Grace, Uncle Mo and Flat Out for first and second. The true tragedy was watching Chantal, who had a lead basically the entire time, get passed by her cocky old flame Mike Smith, who came a long muddy way for the victory.

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