Some Lady Gave Some Rapper a Blowjob on Stage

rapper Danny BrownDetroit rapper Danny Brown was performing in Minneapolis last Friday when a woman from the audience pulled his pants down and started giving him a blowjob.

People seem pretty torn about how to feel about the incident. Some are angry that Brown was congratulated on Twitter, citing double standards and arguing that he was basically raped. Others say he reacted poorly and should have stopped her sooner. His opener, fellow rapper Kitty Pryde, wrote a lengthy post about the incident on Vice:

“I’m mad that a person thought it was a good idea to perform a sex act on another person without their consent,” she wrote. “I’m mad that nobody made her leave. I’m mad that Danny had to actually wonder what he was supposed to do at that point. I’m mad that when I went home and said I had no respect for that girl, I was attacked for being a ‘slut-shamer.’”  Continue reading “Some Lady Gave Some Rapper a Blowjob on Stage”

Father of the Year to Luis Rivera For Exploiting Son on YouTube

Lil Poopy clubThere are bad parents out there, I know. There are parents who miss childhood milestones like graduations and dance recitals. There are parents who buy their kids liquor and let them throw huge parties at their houses because they want to be more of a friend to their children than an actual guardian. Some parents, I think, see children as more of an accessory than anything else. These are bad parents.

Then we have your terrible, god awful, I-can’t-believe-the-doctor-didn’t-sterilize-you-after-he-found-out-you-were-pregnant parents. These are the ones who obviously don’t give a shit about their kids.

You have your Joe Jacksons, your Kris Jenners, your Casey Anthonys. Now, you can add Luis Rivera, Sr. to that list.  Continue reading “Father of the Year to Luis Rivera For Exploiting Son on YouTube”

Jaden Smith Just Had To Make A Music Video

First Chris Brown dissed Drake and now this!? What is the gaseous world coming to? Jaden Smith, son of Will and Jada, brother to Willow, has a new song called “Gonzoes.”

Apparently, the versatile child actor with a Kanye-like ego now fancies himself a rapper.

He just couldn’t stand being just involved with little old Academy Award-nominated movies (The Pursuit of Happyness) or blockbuster flops (The Karate Kid) that made a mere 55.6 million dollars at the box office in one weekend.  Continue reading “Jaden Smith Just Had To Make A Music Video”

Serena Williams, Are You Really Rapping?

Tennis superstar and diva extraordinaire (think of all the negative connotations of the word “diva”) Serena Williams has a new rap song and one of the lyrics is, “They be like, Serena is you really rapping?”

I’m just too white and self-conscious to type “is” instead of “are” in a headline.

Now, TMZ, who uncovered the story seem to think this “ain’t half bad” (apparently they’re less white and worried than I) but I disagree.

I’ll admit her rapping skills at their core are surprisingly okay but the song in terms of music and lyrics, is bad.

And not Michael Jackson “Bad,” Color Me Badd. Here are some lines from the leaked snippet:

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B.o.B’s ‘Strange Clouds’ Featuring Morgan Freeman?

The man who brought us “Airplanes,” “Nothin’ On You” and “Magic” with radio-friendly guests Haley Williams, Bruno Mars and Weezer’s Rivers Cuomo is about to drop his second album, Strange Clouds.

Acclaimed rapper B.o.B’s latest, out May 1st, is chock-full of a-list appearances. Taylor Swift on “Both Of Us,” Chris Brown and T.I. on “Arena,” Nicki Minaj for “Out Of My Mind,” and Morgan Freeman on the intro track “Bombs Away?”

Don’t get too excited, Ellis Redding/God/Hoke Colburn probably won’t be rapping or singing. One can only assume it’s a narration type of situation. (I didn’t mean for that to rhyme)