Shia LaBeouf Did Us All A Favor, Wore a Bag Over His Stupid Face

Shia bag on headAfter realizing the spotlight was fading, two-time Megan Fox love interest and all-time douche Shia LaBeouf is desperate to remain famous. And how is he doing that, exactly? …By repeatedly reminding everyone that he’s NOT famous.

It’s a slightly brilliant ploy in a way if he actually has an endgame. (Like so many “artists,” he is probably just winging it.) Anyway, Shia wore a bag over his super worn-down backpacker face to the Nymphomaniac premiere in Berlin and walked out of a press conference after spouting a plagiarized line famously spoken by French soccer player Eric Cantona.

At this point, he’s not doing anything important and looks like a guy you’d meet at a hot spring, so why the hell not walk around with a paper bag over his head in public? (This isn’t even the first time, by the way.)

Funny Video: Sophia Grace & Rosie at the Grammys

Sophia Grace and Rosie shared candy and tiaras with Florence Welch, Katy Perry, 2 Chainz, Maroon 5, LL Cool J, Carrie Underwood and Drake while covering the red carpet at the Grammys.

The day after Ellen aired that gem, she made a 16-year-old girl’s dreams come true when she paired her up with Bruno Mars (who also gave her concert tickets and a Gucci dress) for a slow dance.

Aisha Tyler Doesn’t Know Why She Wore This Dress

Aisha Tyler see through dress 1Actress, video game aficionado, Girl On Guy podcast creator, voice of Archer‘s Lana Kane and Self-Inflicted Wounds: How I Learned to Embrace the Epic Fail author Aisha Tyler roasted her fashion choices today during her other gig, on The Talk.

When discussing Megan Fox letting her husband pick out an outfit, Tyler admitted that she had no idea what she was thinking when she wore a see-through dress to the NAACP Image Awards without asking anyone’s opinion first.

(I don’t know exactly when she wore this, but it must have been sometime between 2001 and 2006.) Here are some of her comments on it…

“If you see this photo online, I don’t look gorgeous, I look like a who-re.”  Continue reading “Aisha Tyler Doesn’t Know Why She Wore This Dress”

Jennifer Lawrence Envisions Saying ‘Screw All You Guys’ at Awards Shows (as Her Pants Fall Off)

Jennifer Lawrence awards season 2013Awards season has arrived, and after tonight, Jennifer Lawrence will already have attended The People’s Choice Awards, the Film Critics Awards and The Golden Globes.

Lawrence, who usually receives praise for her red carpet threads, tells E! News“I’m not a fashion person so me looking at a sketch is like looking at a long-division math problem. I just don’t know what I’m looking at so it’s really nerve-racking.”

And, in regards to acceptance speeches, recently single Lawrence (R.I.P., Tony from Skins) imagines a very specific worst-case scenario… Continue reading “Jennifer Lawrence Envisions Saying ‘Screw All You Guys’ at Awards Shows (as Her Pants Fall Off)”

Oliver Stone Touched Salma Hayek Inappropriately

Salma Hayek stayed cool as 66-year-old Savages director Oliver Stone touched her boobs on the red carpet outside of the Mandarin Oriental hotel in London.

Everyone else, on the other slightly less pervy hand, was completely disturbed by his non-subtle grab for her Mexican sugar skulls.

He’s been married for 15 years to Sun-jung Jung, and Salma’s been tied down since 2009 to a 50-year-old billionaire François-Henri Pinault.

I don’t care how small your wife’s bra is, Oliver. You’re no Woody Allen (he at least refrained from actually touching Scarlett Johansson’s bazoombas). Eighty percent of your movies suck!

Emma Watson’s Borderline Nip Slip At ‘Perks Of Being A Wallflower’ Premiere

Emma Watson suffered a slight wardrobe malfunction while walking the red carpet for the L.A. premiere of the highly anticipated teen dramedy The Perks Of Being A Wallflower.

Her areola almost made an appearance as her thin skin-colored dress fell off her body. fortunately the classy British 22-year-old was wearing a nipple cover.

This is especially interesting because I was JUST reading the other day that Emma Watson is the “most dangerous celeb” to look up on search engines.

According to CNBC via reports from McAfee security, searches for the female protagonist of the Harry Potter series have a “12.6 percent chance of leading a user to a malicious website.” 

Translation: YOU WILL GET A VIRUS IF YOU LOOK FOR NAKED PHOTOS OF HERMIONE GRANGER. That includes the “Emma Watson nip slip” search that just led you to my site. Dun dun dun.

Dictator Dumps Ashes Down Seacrest’s Blouse

Sacha Baron Cohen made a big stink about being invited to the Academy Awards and being able to walk the red carpet as his latest faux-documentary prankster, Admiral Aladeen.

The green light he received allowed him to do something that is frowned upon within the industry, but, for a viewer it’s a non-dusty Pecan Sandy treat for the eyes. At the 2012 Oscars the bearded 6’3″ Sasha poured an urn full of ashes right down little Ryan Seacrest’s Burberry tuxedo.

Clap it up for “The Dictator” and his breathtaking use of Kim Jong-il‘s remains, and leave it to Ryan to make the whole ordeal sound cute. That his mama told him when he was young…we’re all born superstars. Continue reading “Dictator Dumps Ashes Down Seacrest’s Blouse”

Sophia Grace And Rosie’s Red Carpet Interview #2

If you haven’t seen Sophia Grace and her hypegirl Rosie on Ellen yet you are missing out, and this is coming from someone who publicly loathes children.

These British tutu/tiara-wearing kids are the epitome of adorable. Everything that humans should be, hyper, funny and intrepid.

Sophia Grace burst onto the scene with her YouTube cover of Nicki Minaj’s “Super Bass.” Soon after its release, the video (like Maria Aragon’s “Born This Way”) gained national and deserved attention from the media and she was invited onto The Ellen DeGeneres Show.  Continue reading “Sophia Grace And Rosie’s Red Carpet Interview #2”

2012 Grammy Highlights, Adele, Rihanna, Nicki Minaj’s Illuminati Robe And More!

 There were many memorable moments of the 54th Annual Grammy Awards yesterday night. Even the red carpet show had its moments. The most shocking thing of all? Lady Gaga was there but didn’t make a big stink at the pre-show.

I didn’t even know she was there until they panned to her royal netted face and scepter-holding hands during her first loss to Adele in the ‘Best Pop Solo Performance’ category. (Gaga won nothing and lost to Adele three times)  Continue reading “2012 Grammy Highlights, Adele, Rihanna, Nicki Minaj’s Illuminati Robe And More!”

Sophia Grace And Rosie Meet Rihanna, Conduct AMA Red Carpet Interviews

I really don’t normally like children, I don’t know what’s wrong with me. They usually melt my heart about as much as an infomercial for sharpened Wolfgang Puck signature knives BUT these two, they’re just so cute, and British.

Yes, I blame it on their accents and lack of American stupidity. When Essex native Sophia and her “hypelady” Rosie, sat down with Ellen after meeting Rihanna they explained that it was very brave of her to pick them both up,

Continue reading “Sophia Grace And Rosie Meet Rihanna, Conduct AMA Red Carpet Interviews”