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Warcraft-Playing Candidate Shamed By Republicans

Republicans in Maine are running a smear campaign against a Democratic candidate for senate because of her personal love for World of Warcraft.

Supporters of Senator Tom Martin sent out postcards and devoted an entire website to warning voters in District 25 that Colleen Lachowicz has a “disturbing alter ego” and is leading a “bizarre” and “time-consuming” double life as a high-level orc named Santiaga.

“We need a Senator who lives in OUR world, not Colleen’s world,” the postcard laughably reads.

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Ahh Crap, Politics, Scary AF

When Will It Stop? Tom Smith Compares His Unmarried Daughter’s Pregnancy To Rape

You’d think the backlash over Todd Akin‘s beyond-ignorant remarks on “legitimate rape” and how women’s bodies can “shut that whole thing down” would maybe JUST MAYBE make other Republicans wary about discussing the topic.

Instead, a wave of other mentally challenged virgins who skipped sex-ed class for church have come out with their own illegitimate thoughts.

Mike Huckabee talked about the wonderful people who came into this world because of “forcible rape” while Rush Limbaugh spoke against Akin and compared him to Joe Biden for no apparent reason.

Iowa congressman Steve King reportedly told KMEG-14 that he’d “never heard of” a child getting pregnant after rape. Now we can add another person to the list idiots with no filter…

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Ahh Crap, Celebrities, Sports

The Real Headline Is That Bill Maher Types “U” Instead Of “You”

What right does Bill Maher have making fun of Tim Tebow or bible humpers when he is too lazy to spell out the word “you?” Okay, backstory: notorious liberal atheist Maher went on Twitter and made jokes about Jesus fucking over Tebow because he lost so badly (40-14) to the Bills.

I could care less about what fundamentalist windbags are against this week, it’s usually the opposite of interesting. When I heard this story and read the Tweets I was much more surprised and shocked by Bill Maher’s typing style. “Pls?” “u?” “re” instead of “read?”

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Ahh Crap, Music, Politics, Rap

Lil’ Wayne Says ‘Republicans Are Never Going To Like Us’

In an interview with Vibe Magazine, rapper Lil’ Wayne expressed his views of the Tea Party, Republicans in general and Obama.

“You learn from what the right-wing is doing and you take something from it…I feel like as a people the most that we can do is better ourselves and learn. Then look at yourself and ask ‘Am I the person they’re talking about or am I not?’

He added,

“You have to make the most of who you are because the Republicans are never going to like us.”

Weezy went on to say that the right-wing views and criticisms of Obama have much more to do with his race than his policies…

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