Niagara Falls And Kansas Want Your Youth And Professionalism, Will Pay Student Loans

Niagara Falls, New York and 50 counties way Southeast, in Kansas, are willing to pay you to move there, much like Alaska.

There’s small print though, they will specifically pay your student loans and/or income tax.

In participating areas Kansas offers qualifying residents (you need to have a college degree) an income tax waiver for five years max and/or pay up to $15,0000 of their student loans.

CNBC writes that it’s an attempt to boost the commerce of the city:  Continue reading “Niagara Falls And Kansas Want Your Youth And Professionalism, Will Pay Student Loans”

Adele’s List Of Tour Bus Requirements Leaked

A document containing Adele’s exact requirements for her tour bus and dressing room was obtained by The Smoking Gun, revealing several interesting choices such as a request for strictly European beer and wine (“North American beer is NOT acceptable”) and no citrus fruits, presumably because they’d irritate her throat.

Odd since it says that “fresh berries” are okay, which are pretty acidic. Also, no tomatoes, vinegar, or chili, again, for the throat issues, but cigarettes, orange juice and chocolate are fine? Tsk tsk.

She also specifically wants non-organic honey and an assortment of chewing gum, plus a chicken salad sandwich.

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Hey Gamers, Chad Ochocinco Wants To Live With You

Famously eccentric, newly-appointed Patriots wide receiver has made a new and semi-hilarious statement. After being asked about his new-found Boston surroundings he replied casually,

“I’m going to do something different, I’m actually going to stay with a fan for the first two, three weeks of the season,” Chad said after today’s practice. “That should be fun, until I get myself acclimated and learn my way around.”

The lady reporter proceeded to ask him if he was being serious and he responded by saying, “Have I ever lied to you before?”

Then went on to add,

“I’m not sure how it’s going to work, but they have to have Internet and have to have Xbox…That’s about it.”

I think he’s serious and I think he’ll do it, he’s been known to pull crazy stunts for media attention, to expanding the visibility of his brand. This trade to The Patriots obviously isn’t going to make him any tamer, same old Chad Johnson I remember, Twitter-joking, reality-show-having, bull-riding comedian that we all know and love. Or hate? Either way.

Hello roomie, let's play Call of Duty: Black Ops. No I don't have any pants, are you crazy?

 

 

 

 

 

Watch Chad’s interview HERE on ESPN.com

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Chad Ochocinco Johnson, XBOX Live Gamertag = esteban 85, too bad his friends list is fuller than cannibalistic Kirstie Alley]