Rihanna Trolls Instagram User Who Trolled Her

Rihanna highwayRihanna’s a badass, right? Like, she has a tiny gun tattooed under her armpit and she sings about being “so hard” and shooting men. Rum pum pum pum eh eh oh oh?

One of the many people who forgot she was a gangster with a Penguin-style umbrella arsenal called her family members “retarded” on Instagram. Rihanna noticed this and posted a photo of the user next to a goat, asking her millions and millions of Twitter and Instagram followers to spot the differences.

“Can you spot the 3 things that are different in these pics? Chile, it’s time to privatize that account,” Rihanna wrote in response to ms_kasharna1, a woman who reportedly trolled her in the past by saying she looked “dirty” and needed to be punched by Chris Brown again.  Continue reading “Rihanna Trolls Instagram User Who Trolled Her”

I Respect Ann Coulter’s ‘Retard’ Comments Because…

After the debates last night, famous conservative controversy-lover Ann “long hands” Coulter wrote, “I highly approve of Romney’s decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.”

Yes Ann Coulter called Obama a retard, yes a boatload of angry liberals on Twitter attacked her ignorance, specifically her use of the “r-word,” yes I support her right to say it. You know why?

…Because there are thousands of democrats calling her and Mitt Romney retards at this exact moment. Also, it’s not like Coulter’s statements were ever subtle.

She is, after all, the one who called Princess Diana a “nitwit hussy” and said America would be better if women couldn’t vote though I think she meant “the country would be better if Ann Coulter couldn’t vote.”  Continue reading “I Respect Ann Coulter’s ‘Retard’ Comments Because…”