Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [6-9-14]

Iggy Azalea Rita Ora I white chicksRita Ora and Iggy Azalea unknowingly reenact White Chicks. (Uproxx)

Being shunned by Hollywood has been really good for Mel Gibson’s biceps. (TMZ)

Tracy Morgan broke his leg, femur, nose and ribs. Is “more responsive.” (E! Online)

The guy in The Fault in Our Stars DIES. You’re welcome. (NY Daily News)

Olivia Munn is looking for her career in Aaron Rodgers’ mouth. (Radar)

Sneaky guinea pig impregnated 100 females, has more kids than Eddie Murphy. (Jezebel)

31-year-old loves the “natural hang” of his girlfriend’s 91-year-old boobs. (BuzzFeed)

Rob Kardashian Gets Into Crazy Twitter Battle With Ex Rita Ora

Rob Kardashian Rita Ora black and whiteThe least valuable Kardashian got into it on Twitter with his ex-girlfriend, British pop star Rita Ora (often compared to Rihanna), calling her a a dirty two-cent sperm depository (paraphrasing).

On Monday, Rob Kardashian deleted a sting of nasty digs directed at Ora.“She cheated on me with nearly 20 dudes while we were together… But I mean 20?!!!!” he wrote. He later added that he was “disgusted” and wondered how a woman so busy starting her career could “have time to be with so many dudes while in a relationship.”

To make matters worse, someone on a fake Rita Ora account threw out the message “Rob’s dick was wack, I had to go get it somewhere else,” which he retweeted with the response “So you let me get you pregnant and you let others hit raw?”  Continue reading “Rob Kardashian Gets Into Crazy Twitter Battle With Ex Rita Ora”

The Week in Music, Drake + Aaliyah, Lollapalooza and More!

Proof of Drake’s neverending Aaliyah obsession

Drake added vocals to a previously unreleased Aaliyah track. (Consequence of Sound)

Ke$ha’s new album will have guitars and ‘more of her real voice!’ Should we be scared? (Idolator)

Morrissey hates the Olympics. (Pitchfork)

Lamb Of God singer Randy Blythe finally out of nightmarish Czech prison, may go to trial. (BBC)

Lollapalooza delayed for several hours due to ‘severe thunderstorms.’ (Huffington Post)

Sprinter Usain Bolt loves hip-hop ‘as long as it’s hot.’ (NME)

Rita Ora and Karmin battle over Rolling Stone cover possibility (Rolling Stone)

Video: Rita Ora – “R.I.P.” Feat. Tinie Tempah

Rita Ora is a 21 year-old  British pop sensation who caught the attention of Jay-Z, who signed her to Roc Nation in 2009. She is drawing strong comparisons to J-Lo and Rihanna, another Jay-Z managed artist.

AND she’s opening for Coldplay (good exposure) AND she’s Rob Kardashian’s girlfriend. Did I mention she’s dominating the UK charts? Oh, and “R.I.P.” was written by Drake and originally intended for Rihanna’s Loud.  Continue reading “Video: Rita Ora – “R.I.P.” Feat. Tinie Tempah”