Breast-Baring Australian Robber The ‘Buxom Bandit’ Flubs Gas Station Burglary

An unidentified blonde woman in her 20’s messed up a robbery on Monday when she entered a Queensland Gold Coast service station and failed to cover her face. She also wore a single glove, like Michael Jackson with boobs! Eee heee.

The most noticeable thing about the security footage was her chest so maybe the ‘Buxom Bandit” as she’s being called, is in the clear after all.

But why bring a knife when you’ve got pre-baby Jessica Simpson artillery to use as a distraction?

Her male accomplice was outside filling up on gas as she ‘terrorized’ the clerk with threats and made off with under $200 dollars from the cash register. Continue reading “Breast-Baring Australian Robber The ‘Buxom Bandit’ Flubs Gas Station Burglary”

Arizona Woman Robs Mini-Mart With Toy Penguin

On November 23rd a woman in Yavapai County, Arizona, robbed a Chevron mini-mart by putting one hand in her sweater and claiming she had a bomb in order to get cash from the register. The clerk refused, and the suspect fled the scene.

The crime occurred at about 6:15 p.m. and the woman’s identity was discovered merely an hour later. Andri Jeffers, 26, was made by the clerk who wrote down the license plate number from her Chrysler Pacifica. A surveillance photo didn’t hurt either.

Deputies arrived at her house, where she admitted to the crime and the fact that the “bomb” was actually a toy penguin. She was booked for one count of attempted robbery at the Camp Verde Detention Center.

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