David Schwimmer – the man we will probably always know as Ross Geller from Friends – is playing Robert Kardashian in an FX series created by Ryan Murphy called American Crime Story, which is the same concept as American Horror Story but with less dead people, more court cases and just as many famous people (Sarah Paulson, Cuba Gooding Jr.). The first season tells the story of O.J. Simpson from the perspective of those involved with the case, also focusing on the police’s “history with the African-American community in Los Angeles at the time.”
Forgive me, but I just find this story so goddamn funny. Not the neglectful part. Just that Kris Jenner was such a sex-obsessed, Fassbender-in-Shame-style 80’s nymphomaniac that she couldn’t be bothered to pick up a phone.
In an In Touch “exclusive,” which a rep for the Kardashian klan called “ridiculous,” the magazine claims to have obtained the late Robert Kardashian’s handwritten journals, which are full of complaints about his irresponsible ex-wife.
Inside, we learn (using “learn” loosely) that Kris kicked and beat Kim in August of 1989 and was so into Todd Waterman (that guy she just happened to run into on KUWTK) that she was never home.
It doesn’t exactly come as a surprise that Khloe Kardashian‘s genetic Armenian relation to her sisters and father Robert Kardashian is being questioned. Khloe herself sought out a DNA test on television which proved only that she was the spawn of Kris Jenner, who admitted in her tell-all book to cheating during her previous marriage.
Robert Kardashian’s ex-wives, Jan Ashley and Ellen Pierson, both claim that he knew she wasn’t his daughter, but accepted her as a part of the family regardless. Ashley told Star Magazine that he told her matter-of-factly, “Well, you know that Khloe’s not really a Kardashian, don’t you?