Trailer: Sin City: A Dame To Kill For

Nine years – at least six after we’d completely forgotten about the first Sin City movie and all the posters of Jessica Alba’s rodeo-themed striptease are undoubtedly lining a landfill or a hamster cage instead of the shelves at Spencer’s – and Dimension Films and Robert Rodriguez have finally given us a sequel.

A Dame To Kill For features new, prominent roles for Josh Brolin, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Ray Liotta and Juno Temple plus familiar favorites like Mickey Rourke as himself deformed sweetheart Marv, Alba as Nancy, Rosario Dawson as Old Town badass Gail, Jaime King as Wendy and Bruce Willis as John Hartigan.

Teaser Trailer: Machete Kills

Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez and Jessica Alba are back for Machete Kills, the anticipated sequel to 2010’s Machete directed by Robert Rodriguez (From Dusk Till Dawn, Sin City, Planet Terror).

New crazed/cartoonish faces include Mel Gibson, Amber Heard, Antonio Banderas, Lady Gaga, Cuba Gooding Jr.,  Sofia Vergara and Charlie Sheen (billed as “Carlos Estevez”). Plot details, from G4:

William Sadler’s small town sheriff gets an all-too-critical call from the U.S. President to release Machete. (Who he took into custody without the use of Extremis.) It seems the President has a mission for Machete to take down an evil arms dealer played by a more sane version of Mel Gibson.

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Don’t Be Fooled By ‘The Canyons’ Trailer Starring Crazy Train Lohan

After seeing the new trailer for The Canyons, starring Lindsay Lohan and Gangbanged 1 2 and 3 porn star James Deen, you might say “Wow, that looks like a great Robert Rodriguez movie.”

But it’s NOT a Robert Rodriguez film, it’s just a ripoff by American Gigalo director Paul Schrader. And you also shouldn’t be fooled by the writer, American Psycho novelist Bret Easton Ellis.

Lindsay Lohan’s in it, remember? Or her legs are. And what was the last movie that was good because of Lindsay and her legs?  Continue reading “Don’t Be Fooled By ‘The Canyons’ Trailer Starring Crazy Train Lohan”

Lady Gaga Will Make Acting Debut In ‘Machete Kills’ (If Lindsay Can Do It, So Can She)

Lady Gaga will make her acting debut in the sequel to Robert Rodriguez’s 2010 grindhouse masterpiece, Machete as “La Chameleón.” It is what I consider a perfect movie for any emerging actress to debut in. In fact, it seems especially fitting for her…

Like its predecessorMachete Kills will be all about the kitschy theatricality.

Theatricality, something Gaga knows a lot about (see the videos for “Paparazzi,” and “Telephone”). On Wednesday the superstar mother of non-dragon monsters Tweeted:

“Yes its true, I will be making my debut as an actress ln the amazing MACHETE KILLS BY @RODRIGUEZ IM SO EXCITED!!! AH! Filming was insane.”

The movie, due 2013, reportedly co-stars Mel Gibson, Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard, and Vanessa Hudgens. Lindsay Lohan, who had a topless supporting role in the original, is not returning.

Machete AND Sin City Sequels, Coming Your Way

At this year’s Comic-Con in San Diego, Robert Rodriguez officially confirmed funding and titles for Machete and Sin City sequels.

A Sin City sequel has been rumored since the original movie’s release in 2005 while another Machete film was a lesser known topic. Rodriguez told the public that both movies had funding and that he’d like to start filming Sin City 2: A Damn To Kill For in the fall and is looking to included members of the original cast.

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