NOBODY Loves Clowns, Especially Not Ones That Diss The First Lady

Nobody loves a clown, but [most] everybody loves Michelle Obama. The only thing Michelle hates out loud are the parents of obese children, but maybe we can now add rodeo clowns to the list?

On Saturday, a professional face-painting, big shoe-wearing clown in Barstow, California made a joke at the 2012 Creston Classic Rodeo about the first lady and it did not go over well.

“Playboy is offering Ann Romney $250,000 to pose in the magazine, and the White House is upset about it because National Geographic only offered Michelle Obama $50 to pose for them,” Mike Hayhurst told the audience over the loudspeaker.

He was unavailable for comment due to asskicking from Michelle Obama being thrown off a bull.