Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [10-29-12]

Avengers director Joss Whedon gives tips on running from Zombies after Romney is elected. (Kotaku)

Michael Phelps tried to crowd surf in an inflatable raft, fell on his ass. (Deadspin)

Palin kryptonite Levi Johnston married to Sunny Oglesby, mother of Breeze Beretta. (TMZ)

Hurricane Sandy gives Mayor Bloomberg an actual boner. (Jezebel)

Knox, Vivienne and Shiloh look miserable on shopping trip with broodmother Jolie. (Celebuzz)

Justin Bieber gets owl tattoo, tells Oprah he isn’t ashamed of Selena Gomez. (Daily Mail)

Ellen makes Jerry O’Connell strip in the name of cancer research. (ohmyGAHH!)

Zooey Deschanel belts out the National Anthem at game three of the World Series. (Evil Beet)

Obama Calls Out Mitt’s Backtracking, Labels It ‘Romnesia’

At a speech in Virginia at George Mason University yesterday afternoon Obama addressed his running opponent Mitt Romney‘s “backtracking” and “sidestepping” ways, humorously labeling the condition “Romnesia.”

Here are the symptoms, so nobody else catches it:

If you say you’re for equal pay for equal work, but you keep refusing to say whether or not you’d sign a bill that protects equal pay for equal work – you might have Romnesia.

If you say women should have access to contraceptive care, but you support legislation that would let your employer deny you contraceptive care – you might have a case of Romnesia.  Continue reading “Obama Calls Out Mitt’s Backtracking, Labels It ‘Romnesia’”

Romney Campaign Calls Obama A Hawaiian Stoner, Makes Him Sound Cool As F**k

Mitt Romney stand-in John Sununu insulted Obama’s senatorial state of Illinois and called him an Un-American “scoundrel” on Fox News. The fun doesn’t stop there. Sununu also said that “He has no idea how the American system functions. And we shouldn’t be surprised about that because he spent his early years in Hawaii smoking something…and another set of years in Indonesia.”

The thing is, he just made Barack sound cooler to the naive Democratic 15 to 40-something demographic. While Sununu surely made a few Romney supporters nod their heads in approval, the effect this has on liberals outweighs that.

Continue reading “Romney Campaign Calls Obama A Hawaiian Stoner, Makes Him Sound Cool As F**k”