Jeffrey Ross Dresses Like Joe Paterno, Makes Aurora Massacre Joke

Instead of dressing up as Penn State’s Jerry Sandusky at the Comedy Central roast of Roseanne Barr, he wore the glasses of Joe Paterno.

The veteran insult comedian who was recently named the host of a half-hour show called The Burn with Jeff Ross, has stepped it up. He wore nothing but a leather jacket and revealing black underwear to 2010’s David Hasselhoff roast.

On this year’s getup, he cleverly told the Hollywood Reporter“If they’re offended by what they see, they can do what Joe Paterno did – look the other way.” 

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Roseanne Barr Is Officially Running For President!

Roseanne Barr has filed documents to run for president at the end of the year under the officially recognized “Green Party.” And how appropriate since it seems that one of her goals is to legalize marijuana. (And improve health care)

And what in the hell is the Green Party? Hippies, of course. “Grassroots Democracy.” They focus on equality, you know, free love. And hopefully they’ll be nuts involved. Free macadamia nuts for all who put a check mark by her name.

I’m all for this. I doubt she’ll do a better job than Obama but I’d like to see a CHANGE, since that is the apparent solution to everything. Roseanne’s abrasive voice and in-your-face attitude is just the thing.

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