Melissa Joan Hart Kissed Ryan Reynolds Because He Gave Her a Watch

Ryan Reynolds Sabrina the teenage witch Back when Melissa Joan Hart was 19, she filmed a Sabrina The Teenage Witch movie for Showtime that co-starred a less chiseled and more curly-haired 17-year-old Ryan Reynolds.

Joan Hart tells Chelsea Lately guest host Ross Matthews that Ryan, who had a “creepy scene” in the 1996 movie where he “practically” tried to rape her, gave her a fancy Beluga watch after a few weeks of hanging out, flirting and camping.

He like, threw this box at me and basically walked out of my dressing room, and I kind of stopped his car, it was very dramatic, she told Matthews. “I was in the headlights and I was like ‘Stop!’ ‘Cause I opened the box and it was like a Beluga watch, like a gorgeous watch … I stopped his car and I walked around the car and I wasn’t sure if I was going to get mad at him and I just grabbed him and started kissing him.”

“You get a piece of jewelry like that and you gotta make out with the guy,” she added. Continue reading “Melissa Joan Hart Kissed Ryan Reynolds Because He Gave Her a Watch”

Amber Tamblyn And David Cross’ Wedding Photos Will Make You Believe In Love Again

There have been so many tragic divorces in 2011 and 2012, ones that made me even more skeptical of marriage. Zooey Deschanel and Ben Gibbard, Thurston Moore and Kim Gordon, Amy Poehler and Will Arnett, and most recently, Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman.

Amber Tamblyn (who wore a yellow dress and arrived to the ceremony on a canoe) and David Cross’ barefoot wedding in the woods might restore at least a fraction of your faith.

DJ Questlove of The Roots tweeted out a collection of lovely candid photos of the cake, playlist and celebrity guests which included Alexis Bledel, Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds, America Ferrera, Amy Poehler, and Jason Ritter. Yo La Tengo performed.

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Blake Lively And Ryan Reynolds Are Married

You can add Blake Lively to the list of naked women on the internet who have called or do call themselves Ryan Reynolds’ wife. They got married on an old haunted plantation in South Carolina Sunday night.

Scenes from The Notebook were filmed at the location, 320-year-old Boone Hall Plantation And Gardens. Celebuzz has photos of the local hotspot.

Reynolds’ wedding to Lively has thrown everybody off, possibly more so than the engagement to Alanis Morissette in 2004 and marriage to Scarlett Johansson in 2008 (divorced in 2010). And why would high-profile celebrities want to walk down the aisle in South Carolina? Simple – there’s no one there. No one but slave ghosts. Continue reading “Blake Lively And Ryan Reynolds Are Married”

Blake Lively And Ryan Reynolds Really Are Mating?

Awhile back I posted a thing about these two dating, but I didn’t really know for sure that it was true, I mean no one did. Now they’ve been seen cavorting on vacation, at a bed and breakfast in Utah, of all places.

This is a warning to all celebrities, you can’t go anywhere without getting your picture taken, the Dakotas, Indiana, Utah, whatever. Privacy is void. This is a rebound romance if I ever saw one, he’s still not over Scarlett Johansson (Blake Lively is the closest he could find) and she’s not over Leonardo DiCaprio?

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Blake Lively And ScarJo Have A Lot In Common

And what do they have in common besides both being blonde and having nude leaked cell phone photos plus the same plump droopy white lady asses? Welllll Ryan Reynolds, that’s what!

Yesterday morning Scarlett Johansson, 24, was seen sneaking out of Reynolds’ apartment in Boston with Ryan and his canine friend in tow. They were romantically linked in 2010 during the filming of Green Lantern but this picture of them together seems like legit proof.

Unlike the gossip community’s tendency to link every hot-blooded actor and actresses who set foot in the same room, this is fairly sturdy evidence! Fingerprint-dusting, DNA, hair follicle type proof.

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Speaking Of Ryan Reynolds…

The dude doesn’t play any other characters besides shirtless goofs and comic book characters. (I didn’t even include a pic of him in Blade: Trinity cause it’s not costume-y enough)

I just wanted to point out that Ryan has now starred in FOUR superhero type movies (Blade: Trinity, indie dramedy Paper Man, X-Men Origins: Wolverine and Green Lantern)

If he’s not exposing gleaming chest skin and hip bones than he’s parading around in latex or starring in comedies with Betty White or Tara Reid, who are visually the same age.

Ryan Reynolds And Sandra Bullock Are Getting It On

Ryan was seen speeding off like a Green Lantern out of hell (below) on a Ducati, motorcycling to see Sandra at her home in LA this past Saturday.

They also spent the weekend together on a mini-vacation in Wyoming (left) two weeks ago.

Look, I have no idea if these two are dating, but they certainly are spending a lot of time together. I HOPE they are dating/boning and I assume they are because it just seems so right to me. For somebody who doesn’t know them at all, I have a lot of insight and wise words for them.

Like, “Don’t fall off your motorcycle and break your penis on your way to see Sandra Bullock…”

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