Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [8-19-12]

Boaters have close encounter with massive humpback whale. (Grind TV)

David Beckham immortalized forever as underwear-wearing statue. (Huffington Post)

Billionth car crash has me wondering why Amanda Bynes’ license is not revoked. (L.A. Times)

Zelda history book “Hyrule Historia” comes to U.S. January 2013. (GenGame)

Twilight convention cancellation likely due to K-Stew cheating scandal. Fans cry rivers. (Examiner)

Chris Brown was the love of Rihanna’s life. (Entertainment Weekly)

Mother of Honey Boo Boo Child arrested back in 2008. Please look at her mugshot. (Daily Mail)

Jason Alexander has NOTHING going on. Unless you count this Nickelback video. (Evil Beet)

Missouri politician Todd Akin says women can’t get pregnant from rape. (Gawker)