Sarah Palin Sticks it to Mayor Bloomberg

Sarah Palin Big Gulp Sarah Palin celebrated Mayor Bloomberg’s ban on soda falling through the cracks by sipping a 600-calorie Big Gulp at the annual Conservative Political Action Conference where I assume Republicans vent their anger by burning popsicle stick abortion clinics and chanting “Legitimate rape, Obama h8!”

“Bloomberg is not around, our Big Gulps are safe. We’re cool. Shoot, it’s just pop with low-cal ice-cubes in it,” Palin told the crowd.

I’m with glasses. Somehow, all the way on the West Coast, the word of a proposed ban on oversized sodas made me sympathize with gun-nuts. After all, my freedoms as a future diabeetus-having ‘Merican were being trampled by donkeys.  Continue reading “Sarah Palin Sticks it to Mayor Bloomberg”

Bristol Palin Says Her Mom Is ‘Way Hotter’ Than Julianne Moore

I can say that I blame the Palin family (+Levi Johnston) for constantly doing things that keep them in the public eye, but it’s not even their fault. The fault lies with John McCain, Dancing With The Stars, the people who gave Bristol Palin a reality show and even HBO and Game Change starring Julianne Moore.

Speaking of Game Change and annoying Palins, Bristol thinks Julianne’s impersonation in the Emmy-winning TV movie is sub-par. “I don’t think she’s a good interpreter of my mom. I think my mom is way hotter than that,” she told E! News.

“I think she doesn’t have that accent. It’s kind of silly, but my mom’s awesome.”  Continue reading “Bristol Palin Says Her Mom Is ‘Way Hotter’ Than Julianne Moore”