Oliver Stone Touched Salma Hayek Inappropriately

Salma Hayek stayed cool as 66-year-old Savages director Oliver Stone touched her boobs on the red carpet outside of the Mandarin Oriental hotel in London.

Everyone else, on the other slightly less pervy hand, was completely disturbed by his non-subtle grab for her Mexican sugar skulls.

He’s been married for 15 years to Sun-jung Jung, and Salma’s been tied down since 2009 to a 50-year-old billionaire François-Henri Pinault.

I don’t care how small your wife’s bra is, Oliver. You’re no Woody Allen (he at least refrained from actually touching Scarlett Johansson’s bazoombas). Eighty percent of your movies suck!

Blake Lively Shows Her True Colors….

Blake Lively showed up to the NYC premiere of Savages and showed her true colors.

Well actually she just let her roots grow out pretty rough. Why is it that all blondes in Hollywood have natural black hair? I know what you’re thinking – a whole post on that gossip girl’s ugly roots? Well ya sorry, I write when I’m disgusted and frankly rich bitches that are lazy disgust me.

You are rich and famous, you don’t even have to buy a bottle of peroxide and do it yourself while holding your breath. What’s your problem? But I realize Blake doesn’t have time to do her roots, she’s too busy playing boomerang vagina with Hollywood. They bang her and throw her out and she always comes back. There is something to be said about a famous chick who’d let her looks go for dick. I’m not sure if I should respect that or not……  Continue reading “Blake Lively Shows Her True Colors….”

Taylor Kitsch’s Career Still Rolling After ‘John Carter’

You may have thought Taylor Kitsch‘s career was over after his first big break, Disney’s sci-fi adventure John Carterwent horribly wrong and the studio lost an estimated $200 million dollars.

But, your eyes are not deceiving you, that is Kitsch of box-office bummer notoriety in not one but TWO other upcoming blockbusters, Battleship and Savages.

At first, without the shoulder-length chicken grease hair, I confused him for Paul Walker. Then I wondered why Paul Walker was in Oliver Stone’s Savages with John Travolta, Blake Lively and Salma Hayek… Continue reading “Taylor Kitsch’s Career Still Rolling After ‘John Carter’”