Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [12-7-12]

Scarlett Johansson Joseph Gordon LevittJoseph Gordon-Levitt steps behind the camera, wisely keeps ScarJo in front of it. (Pajiba)

Brandi G’s son Mason gets ahold of LeAnn Rimes’ “candy” laxatives. (Us Weekly)

Dave Grohl hosts Chelsea Lately, talks Bieber and new documentary, Sound City. (Spin)

In Seventh Son, Julianne Moore and Jeff Bridges play witch and witch hunter. (USA Today)

Hugh why-wasn’t-he-in-Magic-Mike Jackman can’t stop giving lap dances. (Vulture)

Big baby basketball legend Shaquille O’Neal designs jewelry for Zales. (Grouchy Muffin)

Ultrasound reveals shocking truth: onion rings are about to abduct Shakira‘s baby! (Celebuzz)

Scarlett Johansson Hates Her Nickname

Since her breakout role in 2003’s Lost In Translation, bloggers and random media sources have taken to calling Scarlett Johansson “ScarJo.”

Johansson is not pleased with the lackluster name, she says it’s “lazy” and “bizarre” and that her friends would never call her that.

“Oh, it’s awful. It’s a laziness. People can’t actually say the whole name? It’s just bizarre. If I hear somebody say that, I know I don’t know them at all. How come Daniel Day Lewis isn’t subjected to “like, ‘DaDay’? So Cate Blanchett is not, Continue reading “Scarlett Johansson Hates Her Nickname”

Scarlett Johansson As Useless Black Widow (Avengers Trailer)

I went from liking Scarlett Johansson in movies like Ghost World, to hating her, then Woody Allen convinced me that I loved her and now I’m pretty sure – I can’t stand her.

In interviews she’s vapid and sugary, and in movies, well, she almost always plays the same person. Some confused girl with a far-away look in her eye. But perhaps that IS Scarlett. I don’t know…

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Scarlett Johansson Nude Photo Leak

Surprisingly, Scarlett Johansson is the latest celebrity to suffer from a hacked cell phone nude photo leak. Last time it was Blake Lively and then Kreayshawn.

Two naked photos of the actress seeped on the internet today, but Scarjo and her reps are FURIOUS.

They contacted the FBI, who are looking into not only her breach but also other celebrity women like Demi Lovato, Ali Larter, Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez who may have been hacked by the same group/person.

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Loki’s Got A Crush On ScarJo’s Booty

New photos from The Avengers set in New York have surfaced! The pictures show Scarlett Johansson, Tom Hiddleston (Thor’s villainous brother, Loki), Chris Evans, Jeremy Renner and Robert Downey Jr. working diligently on their upcoming film that combines the powers of some of Marvel’s biggest Superheroes.

All dutifully working except Tom Hiddleston. The first thing I noticed is that he can’t stop looking at Scarlett Johansson! Whether it’s her eyes or her ass, he’s hooked on those Black Widow toxins.

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