In it, we hear a woman screaming bloody murder as a voiceover asks if you’re tired of “flat, boring hairstyles.” It’s almost better than Shake Weight and Ahh Bra. Mostly because leaving the “p” out of “bump” and “its” literally spells “BUM-PITS.”
Like your bum is a pit, or your pit is a bum. Get away from me. You smell.
Now that we’ve covered all that (and because I live to bring you the latest trends from around the world), let me tell you about how Dubai women are taking big hair to new levels.
(If you haven’t figured out by now that they’re using makeshift Bumpits, we can’t be friends.) Continue reading “Women in Dubai are Bumping and Poofing Under Their Scarves”