Lucky Lindsay Lohan Getting ‘Help’ From Charlie Sheen and Mel Gibson

Lindsay Lohan role modelsLindsay Lohan has the luck of a toad stuffed in a mailbox with a handful of lit fireworks, so it’s good that she has helpful people like Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson and Michael Lohan in her life.

After learning that Lindsay owed quite a hefty sum ($233,904) to the IRS, who have seized her bank accounts, Sheen reportedly offered Lindsay $100,000 after getting close with her on the set of Scary Movie 5. That sort of makes sense, I guess. Mel Gibson telling Extra that he “may” help Lindsay makes less sense, except that he must relate to being disliked.

Forget washed-up actors with misplaced paternal feelings! Actual father Michael Lohan has weighed in. “Where is all her money going?” he said in his usual opinionated-but-innocent-bystander type of way.  Continue reading “Lucky Lindsay Lohan Getting ‘Help’ From Charlie Sheen and Mel Gibson”

Two Train Wrecks For The Price of One, Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen in ‘Scary Movie 5’

Charlie Sheen, who played Tom Logan in Scary Movie 3 and died in Scary Movie 4, has signed on for a fifth installment along with keg-of-full-blown-crazy Lindsay Lohan.

The original face of Scary Movie, Ana Faris, is not returning and while a release date is not confirmed, it is expected to hit theaters in early 2013.

Disney starlet Ashley Tisdale will appear as “Jody.”

So, recovering Charlie Sheen on set with never-recovered Lohan. I have an idea…  Continue reading “Two Train Wrecks For The Price of One, Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen in ‘Scary Movie 5’”