Sorry Jenna Dewan, But Channing Tatum is the White Devil

channing tatum albino In the upcoming Wachowski Brothers’ flick, Jupiter Ascending, due summer of 2014 (because it’s sci-fi and sci-fi takes foreverrrr *cough* *cough* Avatar *cough* Prometheus), our boy Channing Tatum plays a knee pad-wearing assassin cross between a wolf and a human who also happens to be an albino…

This is the only time I’m ever going to bring up The Matrix Reloaded, ever, but if you remember, the Wachowskis utilized a set of 50% bald white Stevie Wonder lookin’ motherfuckers in that too, which had me wondering….

Why are there more albinos in the future? Does that mean there’s hope for me?

Also, is there hope for this movie, or Jenna Dewan if he still looks like that in the bedroom during filming?

Trailer: Elysium

I saw a million trailers before Man of Steel (including one for Gravity a.k.a. Sandy Bullock and George Clooney lost in space), and one of the more interesting ones was Neill Blomkamp’s Elysium. 

In interviews, the Canadian director describes his latest film, starring Jodie Foster and Matt Damon as two people on opposite spectrums of the class system, as “three times bigger” than his previous film, District 9.

Blomkamp also promises that he has not lost his edge or storytelling ability with the bigger budget.
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“Even though it cost $100 million, it should look like a $200 million film,” he tells the Wall Street Journal. “It should be punching significantly above its weight. The same way “District 9″ looked more than it cost $30 million. They both operate by the same principle.”  Continue reading “Trailer: Elysium”