Scott Disick Rubs Money on His Butt and Face

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“Lord” Scott Disick should get paid to have someone write a book for him if he hasn’t already. It can be all about how many doors open for you once you marry and impregnate a famous rich girl.

And also the EXACT amount of money you make from being Kourtney Kardashian’s house elf.

Fortunately we don’t have to wait, because Scott has just posted a series of photos on Instagram of his true love in various positions…

Against his face, as toilet paper, and spread eagle near his various purses and watches.  Continue reading “Scott Disick Rubs Money on His Butt and Face”

Kim Kardashian Calls Herself A Nosy, Drama-Causing Biotch on ‘Kourtney & Kim Take Miami’

kim-kardashian-white-pantsuitPregnancy has made Kim Kardashian soft in more ways than one.

Kim tells Us Weekly that she realized she was causing all kinds of problems for everyone on the fifth Kardashian reality show (after Keeping Up With The KardashiansKourtney and Khloé Take Miami, Kourtney and Kim Take New York, and Khloe & Lamar).

“This season I really took a look back and I realized how much in everyone’s business I really was, and how nosy I was – to the point that I was causing people to get into…physical fights, crying, leaving, storming out,” she says.  Continue reading “Kim Kardashian Calls Herself A Nosy, Drama-Causing Biotch on ‘Kourtney & Kim Take Miami’”

Kourtney Kardashian Finally Said ‘Yes’ To Scott Disick?

Looks like the romance of Paris may have gotten to Kourtney Kardashian.

Always unreliable Star Magazine reports that Scott Disick asked his two-time baby mama of over five years to marry him for the billionth time and she said YES.

“We’re all so thrilled they’ve finally decided to get engaged,” Scott’s loudmouth auntie Laurie told the publication. “We’re all so fond of Kourtney, and we wish them a long, happy marriage.”

The ring was purchased in October at Florida’s Levinson Jewelers.

Coming up on E! – the ring, the proposal, and take after take of Kourtney looking surprised on top of the Eiffel Tower.

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [9-20-12]

I could be mistaken, but I think Scott Disick is a good father. (Daily Mail)

Knott’s Berry Farm visitors trapped 300 feet in the air for three hours. (NBC)

49ers quarterback Alex Smith fined for wearing a San Francisco Giants hat. (Deadspin)

Hayden Panettiere reveals she suffered from body dysmorphia. (E! Online)

Owewooooooo, Shakira is pregnant! (ohmyGAHH!)

James Gandolfini returns to HBO for American version of Criminal Justice. (Huffington Post)

Intruder who masturbated in Bam Margera‘s home was living in his tree house for weeks. (TMZ)

Honey Boo Boo nickname generator is the best thing since… Glitzy pooped on the table. (Jezebel)

Kourtney Kardashian Had A Baby Girl, Kind Of Named Her ‘Scott’

Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to her second child with Scott Disick, a baby girl named Penelope Scotland Disick. So her name isn’t quite “Scott,” that’s too obvious, even for a Kardashian. “Scotland” though?

That’s kind of a doozy but not nearly as weird as “Blue Ivy Carter,” or “Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale.”

For a celebrity baby name, I give Penelope Scotland Disick a 3 out of 10 on the creativity scale with a 10 ensuring that the kid will get thrown in a trash can one day and 1 being something that will never be misspelled on a plastic cup by a Starbucks employee.

Another white baby for the Jenner-Kardashian klan? This is almost as shocking as Kim Kardashian not being married to Kanye West.

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‘American Psycho’ Starring Scott Disick? I’m There

Bret Easton Ellis, the author behind American Psycho, who also produced the 2000 movie of the same name starring a plethora of relevant stars of 2011, has expressed interest in Kourtney Kardashian’s evil Disney villain boyfriend, Scott Disick, for the role of Patrick Bateman in an upcoming remake.

American Psycho is the cult classic that originally depicted Christian Bale as a well-dressed status-obesssed ladykilling businessman who didn’t prefer any particular weapon. He uses an axe, a nail gun, oh and drops a chainsaw on a hooker in a stairwell.

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