The 10 Best Images From the ‘American Horror Story: Coven’ Premiere

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In “Bitchcraft,” the twisted season three premiere of American Horror Story: Coven, we follow Zoe (Taissa Farmiga, much younger sister of Bates Motel’s Vera Farmiga), a young woman who is sent away to a boarding school for teen witches run by Ryan Murphy-muses Jessica Lange (as the “supreme” head witch of all witches) and Sarah Paulson (kind-hearted daughter of the supreme) after she accidentally makes her boyfriend ooze blood from the mouth, eyes and nose during sex.
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It opens with Kathy Bates as the infamous Madame LaLaurie  in 1830s New Orleans in a memorable scene involving naked black men in cages. She puts a bull’s head on one and calls him a minotaur.

She’s clearly evil, but perhaps not as evil as voodoo queen Marie Laveau (Angela Bassett) who is out for vengeance, and appears to be quite a source of irritation for the present-day witches of Louisiana.
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At the end of the episode, Kathy Bates is brought out of the earth in the present-day by a hilariously campy Lange, who, to my delight, references falling houses and Hogwarts.

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Terrell Owens Caught One-Handed On Skype

An anonymous woman who says she watched Terrell “T.O.” Owens pleasure himself on Skype numerous times is now shopping around screenshots of their video chat meet ups.

She says they met on Twitter and that he masturbated in front of her on 10 different occasions but that she never did anything in return.

On Tuesday she told Philadelphia Daily News that her reason for selling the images is revenge, in a sense.

“He was getting back with his girlfriend and sent a few replies like, ‘Who is this? I don’t know you.’ The money is a bonus, but he needs to know not to do stuff like this.”  Continue reading “Terrell Owens Caught One-Handed On Skype”

The Elder Scrolls MMO And Why You Might Never See Your Spouse Again

ZeniMax and Bethesda have announced plans for an Elder Scrolls MMO (massively multiplayer online game) with a release date sometime in 2013. Screenshots and a teaser trailer have already hit the viral internerd highway.

Here’s why you might never see your spouse again. If you don’t live under a rock, you know that the Elder Scrolls series reached new heights of popularity with its fifth installment, Skyrim.

If you thought that was bad, wait until there’s no ending to the game, which is exactly what an MMO is. A neverending addiction that sucks you in using the basic human gluttony instinct.  Continue reading “The Elder Scrolls MMO And Why You Might Never See Your Spouse Again”

Facebook Releases Pointless “Messaging” App

Two weeks ago Facebook unleashed a new app, a messaging app and not a much needed chat app. I’m a little late to tell you how much it blows, but I still feel it is relevant to discuss.

It’s available for both iPhones and Android devices and is supposed to make it easier reach you FB friends. However, I think this is the most unnecessary app I’ve ever seen, especially when it’s made by the second largest internet company in the world.

An engineer for Facebook, Lucy Zhang told the press,

“Messenger is a separate app, so it only takes one click to get to your messages or send a new one. Messages are delivered through notifications and texts, so your friends are more likely to get them right away,”

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