22 Firefighters Deliver Tourist From Vagina Statue

german vagina statue It took a multitude of completely unamused German firefighters to deliver one teen exchange student from a vagina-shaped sculpture after his friends urged him to climb inside for a photo-op.

No medical attention was needed, as there is no definitive cure for embarrassment. Seriously, this kid is going to be known as “vagina boy” until the end of time.

Girls he dates are going to think he’s one of them, and even after he’s adopted a new identity and is peering over a newspaper in Groucho glasses like someone from a 1950s spy movie, passersby are going to do a double take, pull up this photo from Imgur and chase him down the street yelling “It’s totally you!!!”

Justin Bieber’s Penis Statue

That guy that makes super creepy shock value statues is at it again…

The 46 year-old Connecticut-based sculptor, Daniel Edward, who is famous for his pop culture related “art.” He once did a sculpture of Britney Spears giving birth, all bent over on a bearskin rug AND more recently he made one of a naked conjoined Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber. (Justin and Selena As One, he called it)

He defends his recent statue,

It would be naive and hypocritical for anyone to be offended by this simple sculpture, yet be apathetic towards the plethora of images to which they subject themselves on a daily basis. I stand by the work.

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