Desmond Bryant Enters Top Best Mugshot Lists

Desmond Bryant mugshotRaiders DT Desmond Bryant (not to be confused with Cowboys wide receiver Dez Bryant) rolled his drunken eyes and stuck out his tongue for a shirtless mugshot at Dade County’s correctional facility Sunday morning.

Bryant was reportedly arrested for causing an inebriated commotion at a neighbor’s home in Miami.

Deadspin has the photo(s) of the NFL star and is holding a photoshop contest. Currently in the unofficial running: him as a seal, him chopped into one of Beyonce’s unflattering Superbowl pics, and him in The Miracle Worker.

Desmond becomes an unrestricted free agent on March 12. It’s really too bad he can’t go play with fellow best/worst mugshot contender Todd Helton.  Continue reading “Desmond Bryant Enters Top Best Mugshot Lists”

Heidi Klum Is F*****g Her Giant Bodyguard

TMZ caught up with Heidi Klum’s estranged husband at the airport and asked the singer about Klum dating her bodyguard.

Turns out, Heidi is and was boinking ‘the help,’ as Seal called him, during their marriage.

While he was cordial in saying that he’d rather have ‘a familiar face’ in his children’s lives, he also dropped this bomb:

“I would have preferred Heidi would have shown a little bit more class and at least wait until we separated first before deciding to fornicate with the help, as it were.”  Continue reading “Heidi Klum Is F*****g Her Giant Bodyguard”

Is EVERYONE Getting Divorced?

Susan Sarandon and not-husband Tim Robbins, Katy Perry and Russell Brand, Zooey Deschanel and Ben Gibbard, Kim Gordon and Thurston Moore, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher.

Who am I forgetting? Oh yeah, Seal and Heidi Klum! Today TMZ reported that after 7 years the couple will split. Klum will supposedly file for divorce next week.

It’s particularly hard to know if they’re really separating because on one hand Klum posted a happy picture of her and her husband snuggling during a winter vacation in Aspen four weeks ago.

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Cutest Intruder EVER, Baby Seal Enters New Zealand Home

Last week a woman in New Zealand experienced the break-in of a lifetime, and not because all her worldly possessions were stolen or because anyone attempted to harm her but because a baby seal snuck in through her cat door and took a nap on her couch.

Annette Swoffer heard a loud noise in her bayfront home and wandered downstairs to find the sea creature in her kitchen, “I thought ‘I’m hallucinating, this is just wrong,'” Swoffer told the NZ Herald, “Then it looks at me with those huge brown eyes. It was so cute, but I didn’t touch it because you don’t with wild animals.”

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