MTV has announced that Jersey Shore‘s sixth season, premiering October 4, will be its conclusion. As in, series finale.
No more gym tan laundry sex, no more Situation lifting up his shirt to remind women that he’s not a potato nailed to a Hollister mannequin, no more silicon JWoww blueprint in the mirror, no more bar fights or juicehead chest-beating…
Of course there’s always The Real World and Bad Girls Club if you are missing the fights THAT bad.
And of course Snooki will always be available to you, if you want her to be. She’s like Tinkerbell, if you clap for her (and by clap I mean follow on Twitter) she won’t die. Also, her birth will be televised on Snooki & JWoww. Continue reading “It’s The End Of An Era, ‘Jersey Shore’ Cancelled After Six Seasons”