It’s The End Of An Era, ‘Jersey Shore’ Cancelled After Six Seasons

MTV has announced that Jersey Shore‘s sixth season, premiering October 4, will be its conclusion. As in, series finale.

No more gym tan laundry sex, no more Situation lifting up his shirt to remind women that he’s not a potato nailed to a Hollister mannequin, no more silicon JWoww blueprint in the mirror, no more bar fights or juicehead chest-beating…

Of course there’s always The Real World and Bad Girls Club if you are missing the fights THAT bad.

And of course Snooki will always be available to you, if you want her to be. She’s like Tinkerbell, if you clap for her (and by clap I mean follow on Twitter) she won’t die. Also, her birth will be televised on Snooki & JWoww.  Continue reading “It’s The End Of An Era, ‘Jersey Shore’ Cancelled After Six Seasons”

Who Put The Tequila On This Meatball? Deena Cortese Arrested For Public Intoxication

One half of  “team meatball” was arrested yesterday for drunk and disorderly conduct.

Eyewitnesses noticed Deena Cortese wobbling around the wooden planks of Seaside Heights in New Jersey in the afternoon while filming season six of her Guido-centric show.

The police watched her for several minutes, as if she were a lost monkey from the zoo (to be fair I did almost check the “Animals” category for this post), but eventually grew tired of her antics and took her in.

So who from the cast hasn’t been arrested? I’m guessing Sammi, Vinny and Jwoww. Speaking of Jwoww, she sprained her ankle just the other day, after her boyfriend and the male cast of Jersey Shore got into a bar fight. Continue reading “Who Put The Tequila On This Meatball? Deena Cortese Arrested For Public Intoxication”

‘Dexter’ Season 6 Premiere Recap, Stomach Snakes and Blowjobs

Dexter Morgan, the blood-spatter analyst with a “moral” serial-killing hobby is back in season six – which introduces all kinds of new characters and story lines, plus a new case and villain for him to idolize, obsess over, and then grow tired of.

The premiere episode, titled “Those Kinds of Things,” was both exciting and unsettling for a fan. We see Dexter having more “fun” than he has in a long time. During one of his many killing adventures – he’s less sneaky/brooding/careful murderer, more action/suspense movie violent/crazed.

(Spoilers and NSFW pics ahead)…

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