Freaky Donut Enthusiasts Unite!

I dunno why people have their Victoria’s Secret in a wad over Chinese Dunkin’ Donuts selling pork and seaweed donuts. I’d eat three in one heartbeat. Hell, I’d eat six in two heartbeats if blood would continue to flow through my veins after consuming so much weird fat.

The chain will soon make these unique treats available in China to ‘appeal to local palates.’

They’re expanding (100 stores over the next two years) and enlisting the help of none other than LeBron James, in a multiyear deal that is reportedly worth millions. Chief Executive Officer Nigel Travis told Reuters,

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Octopus And Seaweed Gown, Fashion Or Garbage?

I wasn’t a fan of Lady Gaga’s meat dress and I’m not a fan of this octo-weed smock either, it’s almost as if this lady wants people to think she washes her crotch with runoff water from Pike Place Market.

Yes, it’s true, this is an actual outfit, technically. It’s attention-seeking and impractical but was featured in a new exhibit in Berlin, created by a chef named Roland Trettl.

Wait, a chef made this? So it’s MEANT to be eaten. I wonder if they’ll eat the model too? I hear bones are useful in cooking because they highlight flavor and add texture. Mmmmmm.

Other cookable worn-delights included quail-egg necklaces, a salmon tank top, squid scarf, chocolate dress and a fish-skin mask.

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