Justin Bieber Hitches Ride up the Great Wall on Bodyguard’s Shoulders

Justin Bieber great wallJustin Bieber can’t really be bothered to wear a shirt, pull up his pants, go the speed limit or walk up The Great Wall of China without help from his security team. In recent photos posted to Instagram, the 19-year-old turd that was never flushed was shown riding up the famous stairs in Beijing on two of his bodyguard’s shoulders. The positioning of his hands suggest that he is either masturbating or checking his phone, because his privilege equals my suffering.

Not that he wouldn’t be a twat without the fame, but at least he wouldn’t have the option to NOT walk up the Great Wall. He’d still be on YouTube smashing his vagina into a drum stool. Continue reading “Justin Bieber Hitches Ride up the Great Wall on Bodyguard’s Shoulders”

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [10-6-12]

Mariah Carey hires gigantic bodyguards to protect her from Nicki Minaj. (E! Online)

First look at the flood, in Halo 4 by 343 Industries. (Kotaku)

Christina Aguilera‘s Lotus is on full display. (Gawker)

Student in Queens sent home for wearing “I love vagina” shirt. (NY Daily News)

Rihanna is the Marilyn Monroe of perfume. (Celebuzz)

Colleagues laugh as Charles Barkley falls asleep on the set of Open Court. (Yahoo!)

Linda Hogan was thinking about her ex husband’s sex tape during her mugshot. (Radar)

Go see A Good Day To Die Hard on Valentine’s Day. (ohmyGAHH!)

Bar Refaeli Wasn’t Mad At TSA For Feeling Her ‘Down’

Israeli Model and #1 ranked on Maxim’s Hot 100, Bar Refaeli, visited Chelsea Lately on Monday, May 28.

She told Handler that her Tweet about an encounter with TSA at the airport last month was blown out of proportion.

Here’s what she wrote on April 17:

“I got a security ‘patdown’ by a woman at the airport that made me feel very uncomfortable and left no doubt about her sexual preferences.”

The comment, which angered a lot of people, may have been taken out of context…. Continue reading “Bar Refaeli Wasn’t Mad At TSA For Feeling Her ‘Down’”

JWoww Is A Silicon Terrorist

The smartest female cast member on Jersey Shore has been targeted by airport security in North Dakota! That’s what she claims anyway. Jenni “JWoww” Farley was in Fargo for a club appearance (18+ Dance Night & Foam Party at The Hub) but was treated like some sort of terrorist at Hector International Airport.

Apparently, she was minding her own business, drinking coffee, hardly being able to stand due to overweight floatation devices and TSA (Transport Security Administration) pointed at her, then searched her excessively not long after.

She says, via Twitter“Has anyone got “randomly selected” while walking on the plane and asked to “come with them” to be additionally searched? I wasn’t randomly selected cuz I saw the tsa there pointing at me while I was getting a coffee 15 min prior.”

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