Charlie Hunnam Insists He’s READY for Hardcore ‘Fifty Shades’ Sex Scenes

Charlie Hunnam suitCharlie Hunnam was accosted on Saturday at the Sons of Anarchy premiere by reporters who were completely uninterested in motorcycles. Instead, he was asked about sex scenes in Fifty Shades of Grey, which he says he is ready for because of an early role on Queer as Folkwhere he played the teenage boyfriend of an older man.

It was incredibly explicit sexual scenes with a man,” Hunnam explained. “I mean I’m 16 and 17 years wiser now. So if I could do it when I was 18 with a guy, I can certainly do it at 33 with a lady.”

He also assures us that he has boiling hot chemistry with Dakota Johnson, who will play Anastasia Steele in the movie adaptation of E.L. James’ salacious book.

“As soon as we got in the room and started reading with Dakota, I knew that I definitely wanted to do it, because there was a tangible chemistry between us,” he said.  Continue reading “Charlie Hunnam Insists He’s READY for Hardcore ‘Fifty Shades’ Sex Scenes”

James McAvoy Hates Movie Sex Because of all the Awkward Warts

James Mcavoy shirtless fawnScottish actor James McAvoy has always loathed sharing sex scenes with Hollywood elites like Keira Knightley (Atonement) and Angelina Jolie (Wanted). In a new interview, McAvoy says that simulated humping is a thousand times more anxiety-inducing than regular humping.

“You wake up in the morning and you’re like, ‘Oh no, I’ve got a spot on my bum,’ or you’re in the middle of a scene and you’re like, ‘Oh no, is my breath weird?’ or, ‘Oh, no. She’s nice but does she think I’m trying to cop a feel?’ But I’m really not, I’m just trying to do my job,” he told Britain’s Marie Claire.

James also thinks he is generally weird-looking with a “wonky face” and “pasty” skin.  Continue reading “James McAvoy Hates Movie Sex Because of all the Awkward Warts”

Tabloids Privy to Kristen Stewart’s Master Plan to Become Hollywood’s Most Hated Woman

In Touch reports that Kristen Stewart, who went through hell after kissing a married 41-year-old director in a car, is likely to seduce Ben Affleck on the set of movie (Focus) that she hasn’t even been confirmed to star in.

“She’s moving on – to steamy sex scenes with Ben Affleck. Why Jennifer Garner should be very, very worried” the attention-grabbing headline reads.

Remember when Jack in the Box actually became safer to eat at after all those kids died of E. coli in 1993? The same goes for Kristen. And it’s not like she was ever sitting around gnawing on her hair, pointing her Converse at every penis-having human that walked past her trailer.

Everyone forgave Angelina Jolie when she made out with her brother and stole Brad Pitt from Jennifer Aniston because they consider her to be beautiful and a talented actress.  Continue reading “Tabloids Privy to Kristen Stewart’s Master Plan to Become Hollywood’s Most Hated Woman”