Liz Taylor Is Laughing In Her Grave As Lindsay Digs Herself A Shallow One

Do you hear that? Listen closely. It’s the sound of Elizabeth Taylor‘s partially decomposed corpse letting out a deep, booming, well-deserved laugh at Lindsay Lohan‘s expense.

See, Liz played Cleopatra in 1963 and was the original Princess Leia in the gold bikini, the first Farrah Fawcett pin-up. A national sex symbol who preceded everything with the exception of Marilyn Monroe.

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