Meet Hefe Wine, the Man Behind the Alleged Iggy Azalea Sex Tape…

Hefe wine iggy azalea exThe only people who have seen Iggy Azalea’s sex tape at this point seem to be the “businessmen” over at Vivid Entertainment, who think the tape could actually be worth millions of dollars, possibly even more than saucer-eyed knob-polishers Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton.

The only people BESIDES of course Iggy herself and her co-star, former boyfriend and manager combo Hefe Wine.

Azalea is busy denying the tape’s existence while her lawyers are busy telling TMZ that it was filmed “without her knowledge or consent” and Hefe is busy pretending like he had nothing to do with it ending up at Vivid.

There’s also word that Iggy – known back then as Amethyst Amelia Kelly – may have accidentally signed over the rights to it to the douchey ex. (Which is bullsh*t, because the contract only related to music and music-related videos.Continue reading “Meet Hefe Wine, the Man Behind the Alleged Iggy Azalea Sex Tape…”

Latin Hottie Naya Rivera is Dying to be on the Radio

Naya Rivera RollingstoneGlee’s Naya Rivera is the hottest Latin girl, according to Rolling Stone, who put Naya on the flipside of November’s Lou Reed tribute issue.

Super bendy gumby woman from Glee tells RS that she hates going to sleep without her engagement ring from Big Sean (“My finger just feels naked”) and expresses her dreams of becoming a big hit on the radio once her debut album is released in 2014.

“Get on or get off. I think this is a summer song, and I want it on the radio by the end of the summer,” Rivera says of her label’s handling of the single  “Sorry” featuring Big Sean, which just got a lyric video.

Nothing against her voice or legs or anything (best character on Glee by far) but she seems like someone who will have a sex tape in about… oh, I dunno, three months? People that in love are always careless with their personal videos.

 

Tori Spelling’s Sex Tape Will Never Be Seen (Because There is a God?)

Some PEOPLE hate Tori Spelling for being the perfect mix between a goldfish and a horse, but not me. I hate, no, “dislike” Tori because she’s always managed to keep a fraction of herself in the spotlight even though she’s lacking in the… everything department. Daddy gave her a free ride, life skipped the lemons and handed her lemonade, etc.

Beauty is not exactly a talent, but if it was, it would certainly not be in Tori Spelling’s possession, and she never developed a good personality despite never having to hire a bodyguard to keep strangers from groping her ass (like Kim Kardashian).

She is neither beautiful nor talented, and the recent news of her sex tape alarmed me until I learned that it would [probably] never see the light of day. From Radar Online:

Courtney Stodden Keeps Telling Everyone About Her ‘Personal’ Sex Tape

Courtney Stodden plasticCourtney Stodden must have felt a tiny pang of jealousy when she caught wind of the penguin exhibit at the zoo, also known as Farrah Abraham, because she’s now exclusively telling E! that she too has a sex tape. A “personal” tape of just her, solo, that no one will ever see because she’s not planning to release it or let hackers find it. “I don’t want to put any images in people’s mind; I’m gonna leave it up to you guys to think what you want,” she said.

This shocking outpour of modesty from the woman who consistently wears dresses smaller than Doug Hutchison’s bandanas has to do with her wanting to be better than Farrah Abraham and her self-released porn.

The sex tape her (and her creepy mom) keep talking about is not being shopped around to Vivid at this current moment in time because she still thinks she has a better career than some desperate Teen Mom.

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Naked-For-Pay Teenage Mother Farrah Abraham Teaches a Valuable Lesson on Depression

Farrah Abraham sex tapeForget that incredibly meaningful and touching blog post by Allie Brosh about detachment! Porn sex tape star Farrah Abraham also knows a thing or two about depression.

“I have no relationships and I’m like, sad sometimes. So, taking all that into consideration, which some find it hard to, that’s what brought me here today,” she told Entertainment Tonight after being asked why she made a porno sex tape. “I felt this was my way of embracing my sexuality and being happy for me.”

She continued to say that she only took meetings with adult entertainment companies and released the porn tape herself because she was afraid the porn star she hired to bone her on camera (James Deen) was going to leak it without her permission.

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Gawker Temporarily Removes Hulk Hogan Sex Tape at Judge’s Request, Keeps Article

Hulk Hogan sex tapeOn behalf of everyone at Gawker, editor John Cook wrote that they are refusing to remove their Hulk Hogan sex tape post based on the First Amendment of the United States Constitution: freedom of motherf*cking speech.

Yesterday a judge in Florida officially ordered them to take down the video (and they did, pending the appeal) and the entire 1,400-word article describing it.

Even though Hogan himself requested the video be taken down after it was leaked by a still unknown source in late 2012, Gawker attorney Gregg Thomas wisely made a case for the actual article.

Cook argues that it doesn’t matter how “dumb” or “frivolous” it is, because the Constitution allows Americans to “publish true things about public figures.”  Continue reading “Gawker Temporarily Removes Hulk Hogan Sex Tape at Judge’s Request, Keeps Article”

Ray J Wrote a Crappy Song About Kim Kardashian

Ray J I hit it firstRay J wrote a song called “I Hit It First,” a below-the-waist dig at Kim Kardashian complete with pixelated single art, to remind her of the sex tape they made in 2003.

“She might move on to rappers and ballplayers / But we all know I hit it first / I had her head going North and her ass going South / But now baby chose to go West / No matter where she goes or who she knows / She still belongs in my bed,” 32-year-old William “Ray J” Norwood sings.

I’m going to go ahead and guess that he didn’t actually take her virginity, and calling him the first “famous” guy to hit it is a stretch since his biggest claim to fame is a song that practically debuted in the 90’s.

And then there’s that connection to his sister Brandy, currently remembered for I Still Know What You Did Last Summer, being HIV positive in Tyler Perry movies, and running over pedestrians.

Joe Jonas Denies Having Fifty Shades of Sex Tape Whoopee With Swiss Girlfriend, Blanda Eggbeater

Blanda Eggenschwiler Joe JonasPut away your whackin’ hands. Joe Jonas does not have a sex tape. Or so he says..

This week, wondrous rumors that the A.J. McLean of Jonas Bros filmed a drug-fueled, bondage-themed sex tape with his girlfriend, Swiss model Blanda Eggenschwiler, in Argentina surfaced. The video reportedly featured Jonas – the Anastasia to Blanda’s Christian Grey – being paddled in a Buenos Aries hotel. (Everybody’s favorite part was when he became confused about how sex toys work and yelled  “Owww! Don’t do that anymore!”)

Sadly, Joe denied getting his ass punished by ol’ bland eggs in a statement. “There is no truth or validity to the story. It is completely false,” his rep told TMZ.  Continue reading “Joe Jonas Denies Having Fifty Shades of Sex Tape Whoopee With Swiss Girlfriend, Blanda Eggbeater”

Chad Johnson Admits He Made a Sex Tape, With Strippers, Three Years Ago

Chad Johnson sex tapeChad Johnson and Terrell Owens have a lot in common. Football, separate and joint television shows (The T.O. Show, Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch, The T.Ocho Show) and now a sex tape.

Johnson tells TMZ that the photos and footage of him with two strippers in a Florida hotel room (acquired by WorldStarHipHop) are around three years old. While he is looking to take legal action, he doesn’t seem even half as pissed as Hulk Hogan did.

Ex-wife/current live-in something Evelyn Lozada doesn’t seem mad either, because she already knew about it “months ago.” From her Twitter:  Continue reading “Chad Johnson Admits He Made a Sex Tape, With Strippers, Three Years Ago”

Emma Stone’s Ex Waiting for Right Moment to Release Sex Tape

Radar Online is reporting that an old flame of Emma Stone‘s has a sex tape but isn’t shopping it around yet because she isn’t quite famous enough.

A source says, “The tape remains in the hands of the person she made it with. But that doesn’t mean there’s any guarantee that it won’t eventually hit the market. The higher Emma’s star rises, the more valuable that tape becomes.”

Nobody has actually seen this mysterious footage and Radar’s source saying “Emma Stone has a sex tape and that’s a fact” hardly makes it true. Regardless, Stone’s comparisons to Lucille Ball can be applied here.  Continue reading “Emma Stone’s Ex Waiting for Right Moment to Release Sex Tape”

Hulk Hogan Answers The Phone During His Sex Tape, Wonders If It’s His Son

There’s a lot going on in Hulk Hogan‘s sex tape (which we first heard about in March). First off, it’s naked Hulk Hogan, so you can’t expect it, or any other celebrity sex tape for that matter, to be “sexy.”

Hulk is married but the woman in question is reportedly not his current wife, but the ex-wife of Hogan’s close friend, Todd Clem aka Bubba the Love Sponge. Sterling Golden Wrestler extraordinaire says he was “secretly filmed” and is already striking back legally.

On to notable things in the video, which we first heard about in March, besides the random swinger action (are all men born before 1960 into wife swapping?), the dialogue is to die for.  Continue reading “Hulk Hogan Answers The Phone During His Sex Tape, Wonders If It’s His Son”

Kanye West Has A Sex Tape And The Girl Looks Like Kim (But Isn’t)

Apparently, Kanye West has more in common with Kim Kardashian than an inflated ego. ‘Ye also has a sex tape, and the girl in the it is a “dead ringer” for Kim.

According to Radar Online, the tape is around 20 minutes long and was shot in a hotel room with a girl who says she’s 18 and married.

“My husband and I don’t have sex anymore… that’s why I’m here,” she says.

The website states that the young woman has “bodacious curves, dusky skin and long black hair.” 

Ugh, remember the various episodes of Keeping Up With The Kardashians where Kim cried over her sex tape with Ray J? We’re about to see a whole new batch of tears…  Continue reading “Kanye West Has A Sex Tape And The Girl Looks Like Kim (But Isn’t)”

Minka Kelly May Or May Not Be Underage In New Sex Tape

Because of the release date of a Brandy album, people think The Roommate/Charlie’s Angels actress Minka Kelly is underage in a new 30-minute sex tape obtained by TMZ.

Kelly is seen singing and dancing in Mexico to two songs from the Brandy album Never Say Never, released June 8, 1998. That’s 16 days before she turned 18.

So, some people want to play detective Sherlock Horntoad because they’re afraid of being aroused by the yet-to-be-released video of a potential minor? I mean, people have been known to listen to CDs more than two weeks after they come out…

But, if she is underage, the sleazy ex-boyfriend who’s trying to shop this thing around will receive zero dollars and her reputation will remain relatively untarnished because the tape will never see the light of day.  Continue reading “Minka Kelly May Or May Not Be Underage In New Sex Tape”

The One Time Nobody Wants A Sex Tape

Nate Dogg, the West Coast rapper who died from multiple stroke complications at age 41, has a sex tape that some people may want to see but absolutely nobody wants to buy.

I think it’s too recent of a death (Nate Dwayne Hale passed away on March 15, 2011) and not quite big enough of a star for people to be able to disconnect from the fact that they’re watching a dead celebrity during an intimate moment.

TMZ has learned that the video is five minutes long with Luther Vandross playing in the background to set the mood.

Some douche is trying to sell the tape to obvious porn outlets but nobody wants it. Hopefully even if somebody did it would get shut down by his family, much like the Tupac tape did or the [fake] Jimi Hendrix one.

Tupac Sex Tape Bidding War, Legal Woes

A sex tape starring legendary rapper Tupac Shakur apparently surfaced online not long after the anniversary of his death. TMZ reports that it was shot in 1991 and depicts a groupie performing oral sex on him at a party.

2Pac, quite the pro at 20 years-old, is sipping a cocktail, singing,  and giving his friend Money B (Digital Underground) a hug whilst being fellated. Pictures have surfaced from the tape, though they are quite blurry. Porn companies (such as YouPorn) are already starting a mass bidding war.

The owner of the tape, who remains anonymous, has reportedly turned down offers of $150,000, calling them ‘much too low.’ Shakur’s mother Afeni is infuriated and looking to sue anyone who attempts to make a profit off it…

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