Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [3-16-13]

Jessie J shaved headChildren’s charity made Jessie J shave her head and she looks better than before. (NY Daily News)

Jonathan Taylor Thomas only returns to acting when Tim Allen asks him. (Entertainment Weekly)

The new pope is more liberal even though he hates gays and kidnaps people. (Huffington Post)

Nicki Minaj had a really hard time shedding her pink lips and big ol’ lashes for Elle. (ohmyGAHH!)

Ryan Murphy taking Jessica Lange to New Orleans for American Horror Story: Coven. (Zap2it)

Michelle Williams dressed like a Native American AND 7 other “imaginary characters.” (Evil Beet)

Today Show ladies talk about favorite pubes to dampen sad Matt Lauer mood. (ONTD!/The Atlantic)

Pitch Perfect Come to Life: Japanese Pop Star Punished for Sleeping with Boy Band Member

Minami Minegishi shaved headJapanese popstar Minami Minegishi, 20, broke the cardinal pop group rule: never sleep with a boy band member.

Japanese tabloids published a story of AKB48 member, Minami Minegishi spending the night with her boyfriend Alan Shirahama, a dancer of boy band, Exile. After some begging, the singer was kept on the team but demoted to a “trainee pop star” for the band cash cow girl group AKB48.

Get this – the band is a rotating group of 90 girls who just train to dance, pout and squish their boobs together.

You gotta give Minegishi credit for being on trend, the poor starlet shaved her head and gives a teary apology letter to four million Youtube fans.  Continue reading “Pitch Perfect Come to Life: Japanese Pop Star Punished for Sleeping with Boy Band Member”

Cynthia Nixon, Macaulay Culkin Or Nosferatu?

Cynthia Nixon has played the friend and sister of cancer-stricken television characters, once on Sex And The City and recently on The Big C, opposite Laura Linney.

Now, she’s taken the role of an English professor in the Broadway play ‘Wit’ who is diagnosed with stage IV ovarian cancer. There’s nothing funny about the subject matter, but her appearance is…startling. Continue reading “Cynthia Nixon, Macaulay Culkin Or Nosferatu?”