Lady Gaga Fell Asleep, Got A Tattoo In Front Of A Bunch Of People

The only nice thing I can say about Lady Gaga‘s new tattoo, which the “artist” calls “a nod to her Italian heritage,” is that it won’t be visible once she grows her hair back.

I remember buying little books of fake tattoos when I was younger, and I’m pretty sure this so-called “Renaissance era cherub” was included.

Yes, the tattoo, which was given to her in front of hundreds of people at her Fame fragrance launch party, looks like a child’s idea of what body art should be.

She might as well have gotten a heart with the word “mom” in italics over a cutesy white banner. Except she would get “dad,” because as far as I know, she’s never written a song about her mom (poor Cynthia Germonatta).  Continue reading “Lady Gaga Fell Asleep, Got A Tattoo In Front Of A Bunch Of People”

Lady Gaga Shaved Her Head Like The Male Dancers In The ‘Alejandro’ Video

Lady Gaga has alway been very into angles, so it’s not terribly surprising that she shaved the back of her head into an upside down “V” or that she did it to honor friend/photographer Terry Richardson’s recently deceased mother, Annie Lomax.

Gaga wrote, “I did it for u Terry. I’m sorry about ure mommy. She has princess die, but were all princess high.”

I know Twitter limits to a tough 140 characters, but would it be too much to ask for a person of above average intelligence to not replace “your” with “ure?”

I’m also not a huge fan of super chic high-fashion haircuts. A proper woman never shows too much skull (though I do like Ellie Goulding’s haircut).  Continue reading “Lady Gaga Shaved Her Head Like The Male Dancers In The ‘Alejandro’ Video”