Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [12-31-12]

Channing beach shellChanning Tatum puts on big boy snorkel mask, fetches a shell for Jenna Dewan. (ohmyGAHH!)

To compensate for her sister’s ballooning pouch, Ashlee Simpson is wasting away. (Radar)

Lovie Smith, Romeo Crennel, Andy Reid and other NFL coaches and GMs fired. (Deadspin)

Rihanna/Lana favorite A$AP Rocky sued for assaulting photographers while high. (NME)

Adam Lambert wonders why Les Miserables execs hired people who couldn’t sing. (Evil Beet)

Mother gives her new #daughter the #worst, least-trendy #trending name ever. (Huffington Post)

Justin Theroux doesn’t quite have Brad Pitt’s Adonis physique. Almost, but not quite. (Celebuzz)