Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [11-2-12]

Pictures of frightened Sherri Shepard at a haunted house: priceless. (Huffington Post)

“Things Girls Lie About” is one of the best “Shit Girls Say” spinoffs. (ohmyGAHH!)

The winner of The X Factor is Khloe’s boob. (Radar)

Amanda Bynes says she never walked through the tanning salon naked. (Us Weekly)

You already know who Courtney Stodden’idol is, just think really hard… (Gawker)

Sam Lufti‘s case against Britney Spears dismissed by judge. (TMZ)

28-year-old metal singer leaves eerie tweet before fatal motorcycle accident. (ONTD!)

Brazilian model uses Hurricane Sandy devastation as sexy photo backdrop. (Daily Mail)