I watch Jersey Shore pretty religiously, it’s a sickness of epic proportions that the whole country seems afflicted with. I’ve noticed during my many hours spent with my unhinged deer-eyes glued to the screen that the miniature Chilean volcano Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi only wears furry boots!
I am here to inform all women that do not meet the 5’4″ height requirement to wear furry boots at all times! Black ones, brown ones, white ones, yellow, whatever you can get your little smokies on.
I find it very cute and endearing and I want to hire you furry-footed midgets to stand in my living room as decoration while I watch Jersey Shore and you read me archived scripts from JS.
[HELLLLOOO, WHERE IS MY ANIMATRONIC SNOOKI STATUE!? GEEZ IKEA, I ORDERED THAT WEEKS AGO]
[Also, check out Deena and JWoww taking style notes from Snooki Stackhouse]