Justin Bieber Kicks Off Believe Tour By Puking All Over The Stage

Justin Bieber kicked off his Believe tour in Glendale, Arizona on Saturday and stopped in the middle of “Out of Town Girl” to bend over and vomit. He ran off the stage but later returned and asked his devoted fans, “Will you love me even though I’m throwing up on stage?”

No word on how many girls rushed the stage with glass jars, but I’ve heard that Bieber’s partially digested foodstuffs sell on eBay for a minimum bid of $10,000.

Justin, never one to miss an opportunity to post shirtless twink pictures on Twitter, wrote “Great show. Getting better for tomorrow’s show !!!! Love u.” 

He added “And …. Milk was a bad choice! Lol.” Oh, milk, how precious and predictable.  Continue reading “Justin Bieber Kicks Off Believe Tour By Puking All Over The Stage”

Adele’s Chest Infection/Tour Cancellations

Due to a fairly severe but not life-threatening cold and chest infection, Adele has cancelled two tour dates in the UK. Shows today (September 4th) in Plymouth and tomorrow (September 5th) in Bournemouth.

Adele already canceled nine shows in North America due to a bout of laryngitis in June. Poor girl, I imagine that she is extremely exhausted from globally promoting her album 21 since the end of 2010…

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