Charlie Sheen Says Farrah Abraham Has ‘Tranny Boobs’

farrah-abraham silicone implantsSooo you probably know about the subcategory of pond scum that Farrah Abraham belongs to?

First we have Amber Rose, Paris Hilton, Snooki, and Kim Kardashian. People who didn’t do much to become famous but are able to sell perfume or clothing because they made an inadvertent sex tape, dated someone famous or got punched on TV.

Then there are the Courtney Stodden and Tan Moms of the world. Octomom and that girl Pumpkin (a person) who spit on New York (a person) on Flavor of Love probably fit in here too.

Farrah Abraham, star of porn and Teen Mom, who probably calls the paparazzi before every inane coffee enema, tanning session or boob job and DEFINITELY leaks texts from people who are much more deserving of fame, is part of this subcategory.  Continue reading “Charlie Sheen Says Farrah Abraham Has ‘Tranny Boobs’”

Woman Gets 100 Lip Injections In Order To Resemble Jessica Rabbit

Congratulations, creepy woman in St Petersburg Russia, you now have the biggest lips in existence. Yes, Kristina Rei was convinced for years that her lips were thin and undesirable so she took drastic and unnecessary measures.

Her solution? Over one hundred lip injections, since the age of 17 (she’s 22 now) in order to look just like her childhood idol – Jessica Rabbit.

Each silicone injection costs around $53 U.S. dollars so overall she’s had about $5200 dollars worth of mouth-specific plastic surgery. Also, she says she’s not done.

“My big lips have helped boost my confidence. Even my parents are happy for me. They really don’t care about my appearance. Some of my friends have told me I shouldn’t go any bigger but I’m not satisfied yet.”

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