Super-Centenarian Attributes Old Age to Raw Eggs, Single Life

Emma morano CentenarianThe oldest woman in Europe and fifth oldest in the world, 115-year-old Italian-born Emma Morano tells the New York Times she believes she’s cruised through three centuries because of her diet, which has included three raw eggs a day since adolescence, and her decision never to remarry.

Morano has been living the single life since 1938, when she separated from her husband and forever decided she “didn’t want to be dominated by anyone.”

Amazingly, Italy’s famous super-centenarian refuses to ever go to the hospital. Continue reading “Super-Centenarian Attributes Old Age to Raw Eggs, Single Life”

Kelly Osbourne Spray Paints the Night Away After Becoming Single

Justin Bieber Kelly OsbourneKelly Osbourne took graffiti lessons from none other than Justin Bieber and posted proof of the event on Instagram on the very same day she announced that her and Matthew Mosshart would no longer be getting married.

“The split is amicable and the pair continue to have nothing but the utmost respect for one another,” a statement released to Us Weekly read. “Kelly is looking forward to a new year full of fresh beginnings. No further comments will be provided by all parties and we request privacy, decorum and space from the press but don’t expect it.”

Here’s my dream scenario, Kelly dates Justin and eventually takes him home to meet her dad, the Prince of Darkness, who promptly bites off his head off and spits it into a bowl full of Altoids Sours.

Video: Nina Nesbitt – Selfies

I know I’ll come off as a total asshat saying this, but I’m not so shabby at predicting fame. Like Lana Del Rey long before SNL, Emma Stone in Superbad, Cee Lo’s “F*ck You,” Ellie Goulding, Adele…

If I was fond of leaving the house I would pursue a career as a talent scout. (But I’d probably end up handing out flyers at the mall, luring raccoon-eyed saps to my fraudulent modeling agency.)
nina nesbitt selfies still Speaking of modeling and people who should be famous, Nina Nesbitt is really great. She’s a legitimate songwriter from Scotland who had a pretty big hit in the UK called “Stay Out.”  Continue reading “Video: Nina Nesbitt – Selfies”

Latin Hottie Naya Rivera is Dying to be on the Radio

Naya Rivera RollingstoneGlee’s Naya Rivera is the hottest Latin girl, according to Rolling Stone, who put Naya on the flipside of November’s Lou Reed tribute issue.

Super bendy gumby woman from Glee tells RS that she hates going to sleep without her engagement ring from Big Sean (“My finger just feels naked”) and expresses her dreams of becoming a big hit on the radio once her debut album is released in 2014.

“Get on or get off. I think this is a summer song, and I want it on the radio by the end of the summer,” Rivera says of her label’s handling of the single  “Sorry” featuring Big Sean, which just got a lyric video.

Nothing against her voice or legs or anything (best character on Glee by far) but she seems like someone who will have a sex tape in about… oh, I dunno, three months? People that in love are always careless with their personal videos.

 

LISTEN: New Timberlake Single “TKO”

I was a little afraid to listen to Justin Timberlake’s new song mostly because the first part of The 20/20 Experience besides “Mirrors” and “Body Count” were pretty underwhelming, but it’s not bad at all.

(If you know me at all, you know that “not bad” is my Daria-esque way of saying that I love it and am currently dancing in circles to it until I projectile vomit on the three perplexed cats that are watching me waiting for me to die so they can eat me.)  Continue reading “LISTEN: New Timberlake Single “TKO””

Britney of ‘It’s Britney, Bitch’ and Co. is Back

Britney spears work bitch album art single Even though Britney’s Femme Fatale album and the accompanying tour feel like yesterday, fans can’t exactly complain about a new single and Vegas-themed music video for “Work Bitch,” NOT TO MENTION a collaboration with Miley Cyrus, which will be good if studio engineers did the right thing and turned the volume down on the sexless, real-life rodent and up for the Mouseketeer.

Check out this album art.

Heavy on top and full of feathers like one of Hefner’s girls after a peacock dinner. (Hef eats the peacocks, right?) The feathers also confirm my theory that people love to hear her swear (especially the word “bitch”) because she’s like a parrot, which are in turn are like small children and very fun to teach bad but incomprehensible things to.

Gaga’s ARTPOP Gets Release Date & New Single!

Lady Gaga artpop mask Lady Gaga has popped out of a recording studio crevice to announce the release date of her third full-length album, ARTPOP. It is due on November 11, 2013, according to her Facebook. Seems like a long time but at least the Little Monsters will have a BRAND NEW single on August 19, 2013 to satiate their fanatical needs.

There’s also this Inez van Lamsweerde-shot photo of Gaga naked in a clear welding mask displaying her ARTPOP tat and unruly hair.

Lady G has been working with DJ White Shadow, RedOne and others since 2012 on a boatload of songs that will probably sound like Cher fell into a blender with My Little Pony and Strawberry Shortcake.

Scratch that and replace with Jem and the Holograms. Every time she describes the ARTPOP experience I think of Synergy introducing herself as a “holographic computer designed to be the ultimate audio-visual-entertainment synthesizer.”

Video: Theophilus London – “Rio” Feat. Menahan Street Band

Theophilus London parties it up in a cloud of smoke and women in the visual accompaniment for his new single “Rio.” Expect a new album from him (one of my favorite hip-hop artists of today) later this year.

His last full length album, Timez Are Weird These Days (2011), and two mixtapes featured collaborations with artists like Solange, A$AP Rocky, Sara Quin (of Tegan & Sara), Holly Miranda and Dev Hynes.
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Selena Sick of Bieber’s Scene? Star Couple Call It Quits After Two Years

If I was 12, I’d be really sad right now, or wait, happy? Looks like saggy purple pants Bieber (okay, I am 11) and non-ugly duckling Selena Gomez are no longer together.

E! News reports that “crazy schedules” played a role in the split, which a source says happened “about a week ago.” And that’s not all. Justin has supposedly been hanging with an underwear model:

Rumors that the adorable twosome had split started gaining traction in the last couple of weeks, but hit a high note just last night when Bieber, 18, was spotted seeing The Lion King on Broadway with a group of people that included 19-year-old Victoria’s Secret model Barbara Palvin.  Continue reading “Selena Sick of Bieber’s Scene? Star Couple Call It Quits After Two Years”

Video: Metric – “Youth Without Youth”

Metric‘s “Youth Without Youth” may be my least favorite single they’ve ever released, but that doesn’t make it bad. Especially not when compared to well, 75% of what plays on top 40 stations.

As of today it is number 16 on the Billboard Alternative Song charts. If it doesn’t continue upwards from there, that old lady in the video with the shotgun will surely come after ALL OF YOU.  Continue reading “Video: Metric – “Youth Without Youth””

Download The New Garbage Track, ‘Blood For Poppies’

Garbage’s first album in seven years has a release date (May 15th) an official tracklist, album art and now an official single.

Their new song “Blood For Poppies” off Not Your Kind Of People was played on KROQ and other radio stations yesterday. You can download it for free HERE.

I’ve already placed the song on my favorite iTunes playlist and have had it on repeat for a good portion of the day.

That is, when I wasn’t re-watching Young Adult (I like to emulate Mavis) devouring pizza and listening to Stern. I think I can even step away from my deep-rooted love for Garbage and say that this is a good song that could easily receive heavy alternative radio airplay. Continue reading “Download The New Garbage Track, ‘Blood For Poppies’”

Next Britney Spears Single Revealed?

There’s at least a possibility that “(Drop Dead) Beautiful” may be the next single off Britney Spears’s electrozexfest Femme Fatale. It was speculated to be a single along with “Inside Out” back in August but instead we saw that crapfest “Criminal” receive the video treatment.

In a cryptic Tweet, Spears posted a video link to a video featuring Sabi doing the “rap” for “(Drop) Dead Beautiful,” posted on the 14th. Maybe I’m digging for lost gold but I take it as a possible hint. And she better not put her real life boyfriend in her next video, whatever it may be.

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Shakira Is A Single She Wolf!

Columbian superstar pop singer Shakira is single, after dating her 24 year-old soccer-playing boyfriend Gerard Piqué for six months.

Shakira, 34, reportedly kicked his Spanish (literally from Spain) black and white ball-squeezing ass to the curb after infidelity reports surfaced in the overseas media.

Shakira, who became famous in the states after her 2001 hit song “Whenever, Wherever,” split earlier this year from her agent/boyfriend Antonio de la Rua after 11 years of being together. (He s still representing her, in a business-like manner)…

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Britney Spears “Criminal” Video Details

Okay by details I really just mean that it’s going to be filmed in England, since she’s already going to be there for the European leg of her tour.

But if you’ve heard Femme Fatale you’ve got to be wondering why “Criminal” is the next single? Seems like it would be a number of things, just not that.

“Trouble For Me,” “Up n’ Down,” or “Drop Dead Beautiful” seem like viable options. “Criminal” is just kind of a fun whistling romp of a renaissance fair.

Video: Florence + The Machine – “What The Water Gave Me”

A music video has been released for Florence + The Machine’s beautifully stripped-down “What The Water Gave Me,” from her upcoming album, the follow-up to her 2009 debut Lungs, due November 7th.

The still untitled album new was recorded at London’s Abbey Road Studios and produced by Paul Epworth, who not only worked with Florence in the past but also Adele (21) Friendly Fires, Cee Lo and Kate Nash.

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Travis Barker Gets A Little Help From Twista, Lil’ Jon and Busta Rhymes On “Let’s Go”

That tattoo hoarding stick-figure drummer for Blink 182, Travis Barker, enlisted the help of Twista, Busta Rhymes, Lil’ Jon AND fellow skinny white boy, Yelawolf, for his latest single off his very first solo album, Give The Drummer Some. 

If you think this video is star-studded, look at the guest list for the CD as a whole, it includes EVERY rap star (not to mention a few rock heavyweights) you can imagine besides Kanye and Jay-Z…

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Lady Gaga Really is A Man (For Her “You & I” Single)

Apparently I’m out of the loop. Lady Gaga has had a male alter-ego since September of last year, whom she calls “Jo Calderone.” Hmmm, Jo looks a lot like Al Pacino.

Lady Balls Balls tweeted the cover art for the “You & I” single cover art featuring the pop star in a very convincing drag getup. I saw it the other day briefly and wondered if it was Gaga’s new boyfriend or some artistic male inspiration of hers. Who knew.

It was revealed that the video for “You & I” will be released as Lady Gaga’s 1000th tweet, and she’s currently on 992, so it seems like that will probably be in a few weeks, who knows how long or short she wants to play that game for.

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