The Couple Who Stole Miley Cyrus’ Maserati Will Likely Have a Movie Made About Them

couple who stole miley's car The pair of miscreants thought to have stolen Miley Cyrus’ brand new Maserati are a young couple, and not just any couple, an ATTRACTIVE one, so they’re obviously a modern-day Bonnie and Clyde who deserve their own feature-length film ala The Bling Ring, but I’m sure they’d settle for something on Lifetime starring Brooke Hogan and Aaron Carter.

Tylor Scott, 19, and his skinny jeans are already famous, but what about his girlfriend, vegan fitness model Naomi Charles? In April she tweeted “I wish I was Miley Cyrus,” so I imagine she was the instigator, getting drunk one night off low-calorie, honey-flavored vodka in yoga pants while playing GTA 5 and yelling “BABE! Let’s go to Miley’s house!”

If you’re not aware of our exact fascination with “attractive” criminals, check out this list of hot female teachers who kinda sorta molested their students. And this other one of bangable serial killers.   Continue reading “The Couple Who Stole Miley Cyrus’ Maserati Will Likely Have a Movie Made About Them”

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [9-23-12]

Here’s one of many reasons why straight men shouldn’t wear skinny jeans. (ONTD!)

Amanda Bynes charged with two counts of driving with a suspended license. (NY Daily News)

You know you can be arrested for reading books, right? (Sound + Noise)

Giuliana Rancic‘s baby is about the size of a soybean. (Celebuzz)

The best [bad] music tattoos you’ll ever see. (Grouchy Muffin)

Justin Timberlake is having bachelor parties all over the place. (Rumor Fix)

D.C. artist draws self-portrait after taking every drug you can imagine. (Cultso)

Cher gives Paris Hilton a stern talking to, tells her why you “never” insult the gays. (ohmyGAHH!)

Justin Bieber and Chris Brown – Hetero Doctors With Yellow Cars And Skinny Jeans


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Two of America’s most equally loved and hated people have made a song together! Chris Brown and Justin Bieber, where they both rap about ladies, cars,  jeans and Louie Vuitton hightops? Great job convincing me that you are in fact NOT straight, or perhaps the most effeminate duo since Milli Vanilli. Which, for the record, I’d rather listen any day over this.

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