This is Usher, Skydiving Over Dubai

Usher skydiveSecond heir to Michael Jackson’s throne (after Timberlake and before Mars) Usher took his cute butt up in a plane over Dubai’s Palm Islands for the weekend.

As you can see, his climax face is on full display as he drops out of a plane from 30,000 feet.

I will never go skydiving because I know I wouldn’t jump unless someone pushed me or threw candy out of the plane and no one I know carries gummy worms around in their pockets or is fond enough of heights.

Enjoying Usher’s adventures (and the skydiving sex couple‘s) from afar is as comfortably close as I get to strapping a fool on my back while the wind strips my hair follicles.  Continue reading “This is Usher, Skydiving Over Dubai”

Skydiving Sex Is Illegal Now??

The FAA (Federal Aviation Administration) has officially banned mid-air skydiving sex after an incident in Kersfield, CA possibly caused a small plane to crash land. (The pilot and his three passengers were safe)

Part-time skydiving instructor and porn star, Alex Torres, was fired from Skydive Taft after having sex with the receptionist, Hope Howell (ho-well?) in a separate plane, and also in the air! (NSFW pics ahead)…

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