Beyonce’s Fetus Is A Diva, Dislikes Jay-Z’s Aroma

Beyonce, who revealed she was pregnant during the tail end of August, admits that she is turned off by the way he smells. Yes, Beyonce’s fetus is already shaping up to be a huge diva.

The former Destiny’s Child singer revealed that Jay-Z’s odor is repellent to her now, while promoting her new perfume, Pulse:

“I smell everything. If it smells bad, I smell it. My husband’s fragrance, his one that I always love, I hate right now. So thank God I have this one!”

I wonder if this is one of those momentarily reversals, like if being pregnant caused her to dislike Jay-Z’s cologne suddenly, maybe it also caused her to enjoy smells that she formerly hated?…

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Snooki Wanted To Be Doused In Pickle Juice

August 30, 2011 Jersey Shore cast member Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi visited the Jay Leno show and casually explained how she nearly decided to have her new perfume smell exactly like pickles.

Remember those Lay’s Pickle Chips that seem a little elusive these days? It would be like when you eat those chips and the pickle dust gets all over your hands. Or like a pickle juice shower? One I imagine Britney Spears taking during pregnancy.

Snooki axed the idea after she realized that it was ‘gross’ and “Smelled like pickles and grass,” deciding instead to go with “Flirty and bubbly…and obviously DTF.” (Like her personality)

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