Amanda Bynes Smokes A Pipe, Talks To Herself

Amanda Bynes has a lot in common with RNC speaker Clint Eastwood, but instead of talking to empty chairs, she talks to herself while she’s on the elliptical in her gym. She also smokes a pipe while eating tacos in a Baja Fresh parking lot.

Even though there are basically photos of it happening, the accusations about her “making comments and then answering back” and “laughing hysterically for no reason” could be completely false, as they were made by random gym rats and neighbors. Let’s just say they are true…

We all, at some point in our lives, carry on “long conversations with inanimate objects.”

I talk to my pets, who are not exactly inanimate, but they certainly don’t reply, and possibly think I’m as crazy as Amanda Bynes going 120 in a residential zone.  Continue reading “Amanda Bynes Smokes A Pipe, Talks To Herself”

Marlboro Needs To Give Lindsay Lohan A Job…

Let me start by saying that I hate smokers more than most.

I have a communist view of them.

I feel like they should be charged a lot more for cigarettes, perhaps around $70 dollars a pack.

If I were a politician, I would suggest a bill that looks to build closed-in bus stop-sized buildings on street corners where smokers could go and blow second-hand cancer fumes at each other, instead of in my face.

Imagine glass boxes full of smelly, nicotine-addicted monsters. Now imagine Lindsay Lohan is there with them…  Continue reading “Marlboro Needs To Give Lindsay Lohan A Job…”

Lady Gaga Really is A Man (For Her “You & I” Single)

Apparently I’m out of the loop. Lady Gaga has had a male alter-ego since September of last year, whom she calls “Jo Calderone.” Hmmm, Jo looks a lot like Al Pacino.

Lady Balls Balls tweeted the cover art for the “You & I” single cover art featuring the pop star in a very convincing drag getup. I saw it the other day briefly and wondered if it was Gaga’s new boyfriend or some artistic male inspiration of hers. Who knew.

It was revealed that the video for “You & I” will be released as Lady Gaga’s 1000th tweet, and she’s currently on 992, so it seems like that will probably be in a few weeks, who knows how long or short she wants to play that game for.

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