I’m just putting this out there, I mean, you guys may not believe me but it’s completely within the realm of reality. Even though I live exactly 2,902 miles away, I am the real mother of Snooki’s baby.
Not only that, but the fact that she is parading around trying to sell the story to various magazines as if it is her baby, is morally irresponsible and quite painful for me to witness.
The truth of the matter is, I allowed this to happen. She’s the one paying me! Yeah. Three months ago Snooki and I made a blood pact that seemed like a win win. A doctor injected her with my eggs plus leopard sperm that I illegally acquired from the nature conservancy. Continue reading “This Just In: Snooki Is My Surrogate!”