Snoop Dogg Gets High in Holland With Slacker Son

Snoop dogg son smokingA photo posted on Instagram shows Snoop Dogg sharing a blunt with his oldest son Corde Calvin Broadus in the car on the way to a show in Groningen, Holland on the 27th.

Snoop’s laid-back approach to parenting may not be the best thing for a budding athlete, seeing as Corde was offered a football scholarship to UCLA in June and reportedly dropped out to pursue a music career.

Now he has all the time in the world to smoke pot in the car and twiddle his dreadlocks while spitting “fuck the NCAA” rhymes.  Continue reading “Snoop Dogg Gets High in Holland With Slacker Son”

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [8-11-12]

Paris Hilton spritzes Snoop Dogg with perfume, gives him a purse. (Idolator)

NBC’s Olympic “Bodies In Motion” video gives new meaning to “bow chicka wow wow.” [Jezebel]

Madonna looks like she’s been taking fashion advice from Taylor Momsen [Entertainment Wise]

Naked Australian surrounded by sharks [Daily Mail]

Mayor of Reykjavík attends gay pride parade as member of Pussy Riot. (Iceland Review)

Guess who looks happy in Marie Claire? Kristen Stewart, of course. [Us Weekly]

Kourtney Kardashian covered her baby with a sheet. [E! Online]

Everybody loves bouncing Dong [Miami Herald]

Jessica Simpson’s dad Joe got a DUI. (Huffington Post)

Marilyn Manson wrote “fuck” on his neck and face. I’m surprised if you are. (Gawker)

Saudi Arabia doesn’t care about female Saudi Arabian athletes. (Yahoo!)

Happy 4/20 From Willie Nelson! Now Save Money And Legalize It, Government Morons

Yesterday was 4/20! A day for burnouts who already smoke pot daily to smoke even more pot and text their friends pictures of half-empty baggies full of green stank. It’s also Hitler’s birthday. Unsettling.

In honor of that (Mary Jane, not Hitler) I will tell you three stoner-related stories, well two about Willie Nelson and one on money we’d save as a country if the damn stuff was legalized already.

First, an 8-foot bronze statue of the king of hemp hippies (Willie) was unveiled in Austin yesterday AND he released a version of “Roll Me Up And Smoke Me When I Die” featuring Kris Kristofferson and Snoop Dogg. From smokable books to Tupac to this. Now, about that tricky federal deficit…  Continue reading “Happy 4/20 From Willie Nelson! Now Save Money And Legalize It, Government Morons”

Tupac Hologram Shocks Coachella Attendees

Rihanna’s surprise appearance during the Calvin Harris set at Coachella on Sunday  wasn’t the biggest surprise of the day. The award for most shocking went to Tupac Shakur, the long-dead rapper who appeared onstage next to Snoop Dogg for “Hail Mary,” “Come With Me” and “Gangsta Party.”

This was not your run-of-the-mill stand-still hologram. Though there was clearly an unnatural amount of light coming from his body, the movements and voice were realistic, advanced and uncanny.

The image – which addressed fans (“What up, Coachella?”) and disintegrated at the end of the set – came courtesy of Dr. Dre and AV Concepts. Dre also worked closely with Oscar-winning CGI company Digital Domain.  Continue reading “Tupac Hologram Shocks Coachella Attendees”

Break The Law, With Snoop Dogg’s New Book!

No word if Snoop Dogg’s new “smokeable” songbook will be available to anyone besides VIPs and Coachella goers, but I sure hope it appears on Amazon soon.

You can literally light a match on the spine and the rest is made out of hemp.

It’s perfect for those times, when you’re really craving…an aromatherapy candle, or a cigarette! The pages are printed on rolling paper, so it’d be great for cigs. I’m sure that’s what it was intended for.

Snoop is using the lyric book, which he calls Rolling Words, as a means to promote his TOBACCO related business, Snoop Dogg’s Kingsize Slim Rolling Papers.

Hey, remember that time he was arrested for having Marlboros on his tour bus, and at the airport? That was a cataclysmic pity. Continue reading “Break The Law, With Snoop Dogg’s New Book!”